malokevi

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Yo, heavy, its nappy time, have a chillsesh dawgtown. It's an article on a random website, not the word of the lord. No need to contract twisty-knickers syndrome. This won't be a threat to your manhood, or Playstation. You can relax now dudemanyo.

4504d ago 6 agree15 disagreeView comment

Dante... a pessimist? We'll now I really have seen everything!

4504d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

*googles "british accent"*

Oh yeah, I forgot, only on N4g. lol.

4504d ago 3 agree10 disagreeView comment

lol..... right on, bud.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

I don't know if you're including Dominions to start some sort of lame argument.... and I don't care.

4504d ago 2 agree10 disagreeView comment

Yo, heavy, chill out brah. Word "exclusive" can be found in the title. don't have a cow man.

4504d ago 10 agree22 disagreeView comment

Just lame because of that dry British accent.

Spot of tea, please?

4504d ago 4 agree13 disagreeView comment

BF3 won a ton of awards for it's sound. With the new sound tech in next-gen consoles, this is one of the aspect I'm most looking forward to.

When I play Bf3 with my hifi towers and subwoofer turned up, it literally sounds like I'm at war. My family will walk in the room and go "holy S#!t, it literally sounds like theres a war in the house. The walls are shaking".

I love that sound when explosives are going off in the distance, inside a b...

4504d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

I think it means that developers get free access? Xbox Live is Xbox Live, a subscription service.

4504d ago 8 agree0 disagreeView comment

Lately I have been hearing nothin but positive impressions of this game. Both in the gameplay and, particularly, in the visuals department. for 20 bucks (provided I dig the demo copy) it's pretty much a no brainier. Should have tons of replay value for couch MP.

4504d ago 10 agree3 disagreeView comment

Social media suggests that the sky is typically blue. Humanity in shock.

4504d ago 1 agree5 disagreeView comment

"1. It'll tell you to "calm down""

lol. I love that.

"6. All Xbox One games get free access to dedicated servers"

big deal! (no sarcasm) As an online gamer, this is what I'm most looking forward to.

"11. You can stream games online

You don't have to do any fancy setup for it, either. Just say "Xbox stream" and you can instantly broadcast any game you...

4504d ago 19 agree5 disagreeView comment

Actually, it's pretty hard to get banned. Trust me. lol. :D

4504d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Yo, heavy, chill out dawgy.

4504d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

Yo, heavy, you gotta relax, man. Take it easy. Eat some chill-pills. Take a much-needed vacation. Go skiing or sailing or kayaking. go play in the waves, or drink an adult beverage. Have a tickle fight with a pile of puppies. Go for a long stroll down a sandy beach. Touch a railing and then touch your face. Eat a snowcone. Get Randy Newman to sign your boobs. Smoke a cigar and stroke a lion. Do situps in your garage. Eat a pine cone. Smush a ladybug with your palm. Eat a bag full of roasted p...

4504d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

@heavy

Yo, chill out dawg.

4504d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

@Abriael

Care to elaborate?

4504d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

I was just thinking the same thing. Thought maybe the website was broken or I was going crazy... but no, carbon copies of a lame-ass story. Shocking, because N4G is usually such a meltingpot of intellectual and journalistic integrity.

*jumps off a tall building*

4504d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

haha. I guess I had that coming.

4504d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

I read an article recently about a new type of cloud tech in development that offloads processing to local machines, rather than to remote servers. I also heard that MS has had this tech in mind, and it relates to their inclusion of "wi-fi direct" in the box.

So many different ways this could go. Can't wait to see how they leverage it. If they can process hundreds of AI, I'll be incredibly pleased.

4504d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

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That's what the internet sounds like.

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