Oh looky, looky. I guess there weren't any episodes of the Hills to watch so they decided to do a game review.
Don't you have an episode of The Hills to watch or something?
I'm actually thoroughly surprised they didn't rate the demo and then release it as-- oh wait THEY DID do that with Killzone 2.
....... I seriously am speechless to the title.
Oh Destructoid :)
♫♫ Where has your integrity gone, loooong time passing ♫♫
FACT:
This is more of an RPG than Mass Effect 2.
FACT:
Better than Mass Effect 2.
The only flop I see is Forza 3 and Mass Effect 2 selling slower than turds rolling down a muddy hill.
"We preview the game a few weeks ago and voiced a number of concerns with it. The graphical issues and the unbalanced gameplay leave us with a sour taste, but one can hope that developer 4A has listened to criticism and made the game a little more sensible. If you're going to make a special edition, you better damn well make a game good enough to justify it."
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FACT: PC is maxxed out.
= π ∫₀¹ ((2-y²)² - (2-y)²) dy
. . . . . . = π ∫₀¹ (y⁴ - 5y² + 4y) dy
. . . . . . = π (y⁵/5 - 5y³/3 + 2y²) |₀¹
. . . . . . = π ((1/5 - 5/3 + 2) - 0)
. . . . . . = 8π/15 ≈ 1.6755
= CRYSIS Looks worse than Uncharted 2.
Actually, with my careful math skills I've proved Crysis is more maxxed out than Naughty Dogs engine.
Yeah cuz liek MW2 600p doesn't look like a turd, doesn't have jaggies, or really low, low, low, low res textures.
FACT:
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Bioshock 2
Battefield: Bad Company 2
All look better on the PlayStation 3©
I put my self on a higher pedestal than you degenerate front page scum, you will never know my PSN ID.
You've been FACTED.
Edit:
I actually have over 600 trophies, I don't use this alias for obvious reasons, to keep away scum from attempting to add me.
Time to clean up Gotham.
Edit 2:
You know what you should totally do, you should MESSAGE ME, see what I say back.
Mmmm mmm mm! Nothing like waking up in the morning and racking up some arbitrary gamer points!
Can't face the FACTS?
You're pretty much set if you have a PlayStation 3©
PS3 EXCLUSIVE.
FACT.
FACT
Console > PC
Fact.
FACT.
and yeah you're front page scum
I look at you Bungie and I gotta grind my teeth, you used to be such a good troll.
Oh how the mighty have fallin.