the thing that totally smelt of fresh fecal matter for me was the stupid minigames like darts, pool, and bowling, and the keeping your homosexual friendships happy stuff, it ruined the game for me. what a waste.
I am a ps3 fanboy I love my console but Haze was a joke, and after such a homosexually lubricated hype machine build up. I tried the demo and couldn't believe how bad it was, how hilarious. I do like to see a good public Fail every now and then, it makes my nipples hard.
Is this the download thing that killed 10,000 more consoles or something?
want mens arse with the buttocks parted showing some anus, where is Snake ?
I pretended to do ballet dancing in nothing but my underwear around the room and then i left the front door open for the postman and put one leg up on a chair stuck my arse out and looked naughtily over my shoulder biting my index finger giggling like marylin munroe, because this game is gonna be fantastic.
PP you know what? As much as i love you and want to tickle your balls for being cheeky, sometimes you really do suck elderly mens unwashed anus's. I'm talking with bits of encrusted tiolet paper and traces of fecal matter from 1 month ago.
mens arses ..... like snake and um snake
my man load is ready to explode in a huge fountain of testosterone and pleasure.
Hey i am fully heterosexual But i would love to bury my face between snakes muscular buns for hours. This article better not be all chicks arses.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL.
MS are so arrogant and unpleasant this is another little chip away at the foundations of thier corrupt empire one day it will come crashing down in total failure and shame. Sony and Linux are the future winners.
i would bury my face in his arse crack and slober. Those weird creatures in thongs in Uncharted have nice arses too, you can almost see thier anus.
i was at an important public engagement giving a speech when i was handed a piece of paper with this news, my buttocks immediately and involuntarily began to spasm and i couldn't speak , you know when like dogs are gonna be sick it was like that but with my hips thrusting , there were all these old ladies sitting in front of where i was standing and then it happened, I came so hard it was actually shooting through my suit trousers and i was making noises like a chimopanzee having a hot poker ...
that post gave me a semi although i am confused about what a POS too human could be, interesting.
The Japs are weird , some strange little man in a micro hotel tube with skid marked schoolgirls knickers he brought from a vending machine probably came up with this idea. So what , who cares? Just ignore it until they are ready to make a proper anouncement in English not bloody Asci. For the sake of the baby jesus and the mother of jesus and all the saints and angels what is going on in thier tiny little noodle filled brains to think this was a good idea just tell us FFS.
I'm not so happy about the woman who tags along, how tiresome I suppose you have to press a button to make her follow you etc and protect her and stuff. Groan
Oh and that sound of shrapnel jingle jangle mrs mangel noise all the time is gonna drive me insane. still minor flaws, it's gonna be good.
This one had me enjoying sensations in my trousers with happiness it looks wonderful, although it is funny how all of a sudden lots of spanish and white people live in an African shanty town, I think the devs should have stuck to thier guns and ignored all the PC BS. You know this one is going to deliver.
Like not being able to skip cut scenes, that is just wrong.
But exploding barrels are cool. i can't remember what else he said and i just read it. um . dunno. well anyway never mind.
learn from bioshock? are you joking? the most linear boring piece of monkey poo game ever, all those people in bunny rabbit masks under the water shreiking like a gay parade, kill the cartoon girl or save her? darling it's so last year and so overhyped. If mgs4 goes to the 360 then good luck enjoy it, it's just a game sweetheart, a Game. No need to go and pull hideo kojima from his little japanese micro hotel tube and upset his instant noodles all over his collection of schoolgirls undies dar...
And sing the great disco classic by the Pionter sisters 'I'm so excited' because you know what this means don't you? That games for ps3 are just going to get better and better and better and better. All we have to do is lay in bed reading magazines and pleasuring ourselves knowing that millions of naughty little japanese men are working desperately for our pleasure, and also lots of little fat american men and european men desperately programming for thier lives while we REAP the benefit in a...
I like the shouty man he is sexy , i desire to engage in naked gay pleasures with him in my bed. I can't judge fable two I only have a PS3 at the moment.