Oh God, it's the Blunderbook!
Did I ever say that those other moments were completely believable? No? Ok then, we got that out of the way.
As I said, what bothered me about this particular moment is that Nate walked across the Rub' al Khali desert, a desert where the average temperature is 117 °F, for days with absolutely no food, no water and hardly any shade, except for whenever he would find the occasional rock.
The game made you well aware that Nate was on the verge of death...
One thing that really bothered me was when Nate had to fight an entire army of mercenaries right after walking through a barren desert for 3 days with no food and water, and he actually manages to fight most of them off.
That part basically ruined the amazing desert scene for me.
I'm sorry, did you forget about this part?
It wasn't. It played a lot more like Devil May Cry than it did God of War.
And considering that Kamiya was the director of Devil May Cry...
Bayonetta was a rip off of God of War? Do you even realize how much those two play differently?
If you had said Devil May Cry, then that would have made more sense.
Well, not a whole lot considering he was the lead game designer for Devil May Cry.
The lead game designer of:
Resident Evil 2
Devil May Cry
Viewtiful Joe
Okami
Bayonetta
Oh mah gawd, someone made a tweet! Let's make an entire news article about a fucking tweet!
Not that great, especially considering the Vita version is only $10 at Gamestop right now.
http://www.gamestop.com/ps-...
I played the first Deadliest Warrior game once. I was a Samurai and my friend was a Spartan. Match starts. He pushes circle. His Spartan chucks a spear at me and it magically hits me in the head, killing me instantly.
He then told me that it's random if the spear is going to go towards my head or not. So by chance, he killed me with a push of a button.
Screw this game.
I wonder, has EA sued the creators of the Playboy game by any chance?
As much as I would love an updated roster for the beta, such as Heihachi, I'm not holding my breath.
You know what would be awesome? If the Rambo arcade game got a console port. Shit would be manly as fuck.
When you create a groundbreaking genre, become a huge pioneer in the industry, create rockets and design spaceships as a hobby and have a black belt in Judo AND Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, I think you deserve your right to "sound like a dick".
I always found it odd how there's so many ninja games and yet almost none of them actually depict ninjas being stealthy at all.
I want another Tenchu game.
The Sega Blackbelt? Now that is a badass console name.
Seth? Really? This guy got frustrated with fucking Seth?
He's obviously never played Third Strike, or any King of Fighters game because those bosses make Seth look like a ballet dancer.
I paid $20 for all 5 episodes. Now people can get all 5 episodes for $15 with PSPlus...
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Or you could actually play the game for more than a half an hour and realize how fucking awesome it is.
Just a suggestion.
It's funny with Gameinformer. Either I agree with them wholeheartedly or I disagree with them completely.
I still don't understand how these guys could not like the Yakuza games (aside from Dead Souls, of coarse)