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Thank you.

Can you crybabies now go out and plant some grass? Perhaps roll it and smoke it later on so you can chill out..

It's grass, ok? No game, except for Crysis and MGS3 (snake eater was so sick it was inhuman, that amount of grass on a ps2) had that realistic grass to it, it's all actually 2d images, just like 10 years ago Johnny. And no one ever raised their voice.

But take that shitty 2d texture that always faces you where-eve...

5769d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

Sorry folks, but he's got it right. I gave up on Sony in this round, waiting for the next one.

5769d ago 5 agree7 disagreeView comment

You were raised'n'taught well, son.
No pinky dive 'til you kiss the bride!

5769d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You'll forget gta ever existed, silly little arcadeish game.
Mafia 1 burried it once, it can do the same thing again :)

5769d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'd add a scene from Silent Hill: The Room that kinda messed me up.
Ok, two scenes.

The first is seeing yourself bloody and twitching through the peephole of your apartment's doors. That was disturbing.

Also, a twitching giant head of your neighbour in some random hospital room. Both very disturbing scenes because they made no sense (the first one kinda did later on) and they featured inhuman movements, yet minimal movement in general. No sou...

5769d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Try watching Howl's Moving Castle to get to that vibe that Infinite will probably have. It's not the best example but a close one.. The sky world is magical, but in a different way, it's.. joyful, happy. The bottom of the ocean was like the bottom of a bottle on a rainy night, it was the inevitable end of all.
I like that atmosphere better as well, but sky's the limit, so bring it on 2K!

And I can only dream forever and ever after that music like this ...

5769d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't care if this is flagged as whatever.

You're either a) 13, or b) haven't played a good game in your life. Now I've seen insults to "old" games but boy... I won't even bother making the list of games who totally bash your statement to the ground, people who played them will know very well what I'm yelling about.

Devs focusing on narrative side of things nowadays, that's sure a good one...

5769d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

"...to provide gamers what they crave for most"

5769d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

a) easier to track on torrents
b) emulates the new big daddy's metal hand clicks when spoken
c) makes your eyes hurt trying to spot if all the "i" 's are there
d) gamers will subconsciously leave only the letters "tity", promotion!

5769d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@Coramoor - sorry but I had to disagree on that one, the reason lies in the interview with mr. Levine.
He stated that this is actually what he wanted to do in the first place, not underwater Bioshock. Hence, he should go bananas on this one and deliver a truly astounding experience. And don't forget that he was a part of Looking Glass Studios, a small and shy expedition into the darkest depths of mind that is SystemShock 2. One doesn't go on making bad games after such an exp...

5769d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's a single movie file running on loop, what's sci-fi about it? Aside from the fact that the ps3 probably couldn't handle it :D

5771d ago 7 agree5 disagreeView comment

Since when is it a true driving simulator? I'd like to see you post a video doing a 130mph frontal into a wall and having only your bumpers scratched. Or passing a car by scratching his rear side with your front side. Go on buddy, goty it all the way :)

5783d ago 6 agree18 disagreeView comment

since the previous article. I'm guessing the next will be titled "The Ultimate..." followed by Hyper, Extreme, Superbest ever and so forth

5783d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

That's hard man. I personally am really disappointed with this generation, not sure if I can even pick some out of the bunch that I myself couldn't bash like I did those above.
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Here's a lit of the games that were interesting and somewhat had value, (but they're nowhere near the tops of the last generation):

Killzone 2 - eye candy, great rifle/player physics, but short, and doe...

5784d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Don't get offended but it sounds as you took the bait from Blizzard. The story could've epic in a single game, they're making it sound like no game ever before had an epic story, and then the Holy Blizzard came, raining their holy shit down us gamers. Come on man, I'm not bashing the story but you've gotta realize they're not the Blizzard they used to be. New administration, new people, new priorities (money).
They could've put it all on a single dual-laye...

5784d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You can't keep crowning your game as a "real driving sim" if the only thing that's realistic in it is how long it takes to finish the lap.

I love GT but I always considered Polyphony to be way too egoistical about it, they've made great handling, performance damage etc, but the game has a lot of arcade elements, for instance scratching the opponent's car makes you take the lead, completing that circular 100 lap race with Pikes Peak by tying a rope t...

5784d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

um, yeah. halo is in the same class as shooting ducks on snes. fps on consoles vs fps on pc's is ridiculous.
You crowning such a cheap excuse for an fps is even more ridiculous.

5785d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Check it out.

"Halo is a cult. The epic story is told not only in video games, but also in numerous novels, comics and cartoons. Without the legendary Master Chief, the series would be only half as successful."

Yeah. And without a gun, Master Chief would be only half as successful in surviving. I haven't seen such a fun article in a long time, good job!

5785d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

no, no, maybe, no, no.

5785d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Oh yeah, how did I forget about the "realistic" part of GTA IV. Haven't seen such sloppy car/camera work in a long time. Felt like having a stiff neck while driving rally drunk.

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