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"The game runs at 30 frames per second, ideal for achieving a cinematic feel."
Keep telling yourself that.

4041d ago 4 agree10 disagreeView comment

That's certainly your opinion. This was a collective list. Personally, I didn't even have Mario Kart in my top 10, but it got enough votes to be our GOTY.

4068d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

That letterboxing seems pretty ridiculous to me.

4157d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The last Total War game was also plagued by them, I've heard.

4157d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm usually a fan of this genre, but that risk/reward system needs to be perfect.

4160d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's a balancing act of trying to get people to buy Xbox games when they might get ported to PC anyway.

4163d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

Don't you remember what happened with the original Xbox? Blinx WAS the mascot, and no one cared. That being said, I'd love a sequel.

4268d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

There isn't a beta yet.

4270d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Do yourself a favor and do the burner phone side missions at some point before you get to the end of the game. You'll understand why.

4292d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

From what I've heard, Doom's development has been a hot mess, but The New Order is a great game.

4292d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'd argue the story is worse than decent, but it really is a great-playing game.

4292d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Your site name has never been more relevant.

4292d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I was SOOO happy to find out they put Rise Against in the game. They're from Chicago, too.

4297d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

EXTRA SPOILER. Naps only give extra health in the Fergus timeline.

4299d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Eh, maybe Kazooie, but the rest really don't "surpass" the protagonists. By the way, great to see you doing something after Batman Forever, Val! :P

4299d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

It gets better, especially near the end. Let's just say there are some...interesting settings for later levels.

4300d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Ike's a way better character than Chrom.

4301d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

Dogs in heat.

4302d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I almost mentioned that level in the review but thought better of it.

4302d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Agreed!

4302d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment