Said the guy with a single bubble to his name.
This is such a meek, niche demographic, corner-of-the-room representation of nitpickery.
"Yeah the batmobile is cool... I'd just rather the game was more linear like Asylum...."
What? This was either written out of pure boredom, or the assignment given to the writer was 'Give me an opinion adverse to what every other site is saying. Lets be the salmon swimming upstream'. The title says it all.
"I have an opinion tha...
I know there are those who would disagree, but I found Claptrap to be one of the most irritating characters in video game history. I'm a 36 year old dad so maybe that has something to do with it.
I found it a bit clunky in its presentation. This day and age needs fluidity. Every encounter should be a mini Mortal Kombat battle.
Yeah hi I'd like to make a reservation for two? Yeah May 29th..... 7 o'clock? Great!! See you then!!
Hey I heard you made resos for that awesome restaurant.... May 29th?
Oh yeah.... totally I uh.... yeah no I'm not gonna actually GO on that date..... I just wanted the spot saved....
Oh.... that's. ..... so f**king weird....
Beyond Good and Evil 2? Probably not but it'd be sweet if Ubi just knew stuff. Like knew how awesome the first game was. It's like BGAE is the kid from Honey I shrunk the kids. He's trying to show his dad (Ubi) this great invention he's created, but dad is too busy creating a faulty shrink ray (Unity) to notice. One day the neighbor boy (patch team) lobs a baseball through the window and it hits the Unity- er shrink ray, but it's too late. The shrink ray hits the boy (BGAE...
2015 would have been better had an earthquake not decimated Nepal, but yeah I totally agree about Quantum Break.
Don't want to play the game? Watch the entire f**ker on YouTube And save 70 bucks.
Then after you're done, go get a torrented cam copy of Mad Max and watch it on your phone!
See ya later! I'm gonna give a couple homeless people the coles notes of King Lear and watch them perform outside the Queen Elizabeth Theatre! Just as good!!
Know what? I was super choked about the $40 DLC that theyre charging. Seriously outraged. Then something else caught my attention. I can't remember what it was but that illustrates just how much it really doesn't matter. I'll drive the stock batmobile, thanks. I'll wear the stock uniform, cheers. I'll still enjoy this game a ton. A Flippin F**k-ton. But hey man, if you're still super choked about it, let it out man. It's good for you, therapeutic even. I did and I ...
I want lords of the fallen too.
I love Grievous. There are moments and characters from the prequels that were awesome in my opinion. That being said I wouldn't mind if they just totally rewrote and remade an entire threquel alternate universe type deal.
Gimme General Grievous and I'll give you a preorder.
I SUCK at telling the difference. Ignorance is bliss.
Batman Beyond Arkham. That is a great fucking idea.
The downfall of the gaming industry though?
Nope.
You...... monster.....
Yes. I genuinely laughed at this one. ThankYou.
Nice try, BestBuy! I know your writing style!
Wanna have a laugh? Ask a salesman exactly WHY a curved TV is even relevant and better than a regular old flat one. The "reasoning" will astound you.
Now all we have to do is wait for the fools who bought one, to come running to defend their poor life decisions.
Tough crowd. How did you get a fourth bubble with comments like this? It's a speculative article. Surely there's a journalist out there who could tell us EVERYTHING Microsoft will be showcasing at E3?
No?
Well there isn't a "journalist" on this entire planet then.
Wow.
Just how many profiles do you have, OceanGrownkush?