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i'm biased towards sony exclusives right now...
there's just too much going on!

bubble for ya

6253d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Tiberium was brutally pwned by hfaze
XDDD

bubble for hfaze

6254d ago 4 agree4 disagreeView comment

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6254d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

funny how developers preferring the 360 coincides with their loss of talent

"it's not too hard and not too fast: perfect for my Alzheimer!"

360: the retirement platform of choice for douches and hasbeens of the VG industry

6254d ago 12 agree8 disagreeView comment

PoopHuman2 the return: this time we want much more whining and pompous ridicule from Dyack in full 720p and if possible at more than 12Hz.

the 360 is that unique platform where sh!t thrives
BWOOOOOOOOOO HO HO HA HA!!

6254d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

killzone2
uncharted2
god of war3

ouch!

6254d ago 12 agree1 disagreeView comment

here's my bubble machine for ya

6254d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

and that's a great motivation that's allowed me to discover some cool features like arcade games, avatar customization, and having my own space where i can invite my buddies and launch games from there

there are rough edges but the huge potential is obvious and that's why it scares the competition sh!tless

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6254d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

and that's a great motivation that's allowed me to discover some cool features like arcade games, avatar customization, and having my own space where i can invite my buddies and launch games from there

there are rough edges but the huge potential is obvious and that's why it scares the competition sh!tless

6254d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

SPAM

6254d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

the cash cow has already been milked just to get on XBL
at least i don't have to pay if i don't want the cowboy hat, xb!tches

good try

6254d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

only possible in the Fun Zone

6254d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

plus, 99% of the gaming bloggodrome is sucking hard on your c0ck Bill:
can't you feel it?

i'm being too harsh: i enjoyed the radio and tv stations for a while

XDD

6254d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

i'm having more fun with this games than with GTA4

6254d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

mmmmhhhhhhhhhhh... baby.....

now i'm gonna stick it up your RROD...

mmmmmmmhhh...
yeahhh....
just like that....

ahhhhhhhhhhh...
like it ehhh?

ooooooh it's hot in there!
don't fry too fast, where's your towel?

6254d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

kudos to naughtydog!

the list of killer PS3 exclusives is growing faster than haters can say "but but..."

6254d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

"M$ vision"??

DVD9?
RROD?
optional HDD?
no wifi?
XBL $$$?
...

LMAO!
you gotta be kidding, right?

I'll give you 1 thing:

they had a vision on how to lure millions of morons into jumping in the biggest swindle in gaming history.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HAHA!

6255d ago 6 agree9 disagreeView comment

it's still a big pile of smelly bullsh!t

there's only 1 piece of truth in there:

most developers use ~15% of the PS3 CPU and people compare it with 100% of the 360 CPU.

that's because the 85% left is vector processing which is too much for your average game coder

now go back and watch KZ2 videos again:

see the amazing lighting?
see the amazing physics?
see the amazing IK + animation blend?

this is what ...

6255d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

yeah that's cute:
NXE innovation, you know like when M$ invented the mouse
lol

and best hardware too is hilarious: the best RROD and loudest disc scratching machine of 2008? 360 wins!!!!

XDDD

2008 OWNED BY PS3

6255d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

and the fact that you b!tches are so jealous makes it even tastier!

you'll get out of the closet one day, and you'll realize where all that hatred came from

XD

6255d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment