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can't wait! in just a few weeks and your ass will hurt every time someone buys this game.

ouch! it's gonna get soooooooooo RED, you might wanna try this:
http://womenshealth.about.c...

lol

6368d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

EPIC!!! and only on xbox360!

6368d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

dude you cracked me up!
here's a bubble

6369d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

bullsh!t: SPUs are programmable SIMD processors. the fact that video codecs benefit from vector processing doesn't mean it's their sole purpose. SPUs blast any DSP task: audio synthesis & codecs, physics, geometry codecs, motion detection, voice recognition, special effects, lighting, skinning, procedural texturing... all of which are becoming huge players in game dev but they all require math and physics knowledge that regular game coders are clueless about.

do you see how ...

6369d ago 5 agree5 disagreeView comment

we, at Microsoft, knew we had a bit of a failure issue with our dorkbox360. yes we knew...

"boooooo wooooo boooooo!"

but we also knew what a great fan base we had!

"yeaaaaaaaah, clap clap clap!"

it's never been about us, it's been about you: we were screwing up but you made it all possible!

"yeaaaaaaaah, clap clap clap!"

you got millions of RRODs but yet, you had faith in us, you stay...

6369d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

Sony got many class action lawsuits for a 2% PS2 failure rate.
why is Microsoft getting away with even 30%?

6369d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

what's even more appalling is the legions of 360 fans in denial, still defending the company that did this and the corrupt "game journalists" who helped spreading the bullsh!t

6369d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

and he's been pissed ever since cuz an analog stick is missing

lol

6369d ago 3 agree2 disagreeView comment

that's right, that's what we call a line UP :)

but right now, it's a mix of Warhawk, COD4, GT5P, Motorstorm and some PSN candy like PixelJunkEden and EverydayShooter.

oh i forgot... i played Uncharted again, just to check the trophies thing out. Had forgotten how good that game is!

So yeah, PS3 owns the future hands down but the present is not bad either!

And I didn't even talk about Home which is gonna make XBL look soooooooo retarded and ...

6369d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

reading your political nonsense is even funnier than your gaming nonsense. are you bruceongames? lol

she's a small town barbie b!tch selected by k. rove to lure dorks like you into forgetting what a f@ckin disaster bush@mccain have been for this country and the entire world.

lemme guess, you agree "she has foreign policy experience cuz she lives in alaska which is close to russia"???

rove has it easy with morons like you, lol!

6369d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

gee, that was so dorky, what an embarrassment...
this actually makes sony commercials look good in comparison,
good job!

lol!

6369d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

ask you mum kid: potheads usually get HIGH
you're a good bot kiddy, here's some candy XD

6369d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

LOL!

6370d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Notice how as soon as jealous xb!tches open their mouth about this game, it's a predictable load of envious bullsh!t

that's cuz this game makes halo3 look like a PS2 game:
CRYYYYYYYYYYYY DROOLIN BOTS CRYYYYYYYY

LOL!

6370d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

they don't have a killer lineup with:

too baaaaad
f@ckable2
viva pinacollada
bongo jazooye
gear of nada3

instead they have:

LBP
MS2
R2
KZ2

ouch!
little ownage bro :)

6370d ago 8 agree7 disagreeView comment

"c'mon people, buy our dead inventory, we still have tons of defective consoles to get rid of! what are you waiting for, xmas???"

PS3 @ #6 b4 the price cut, it's gonna be murda this fall and extermination this holiday: xb!tches are gonna cry like pussies, ha ha ha!

6370d ago 9 agree4 disagreeView comment

they think they can get away with the full RGB crap that gametraitors was using to make ps3 games look bad?

they think we're that stupid?
suck my d!ck eurosucker: another gaming site for thirsty xb!tches
mmmm... go for it, suck baby!

Hey Ken, here's a little pwnage for suckers, just 1 click:

http://www.gametrailers.com...
they started ok and then they hired a buncha baboons to compete with foxnews.

i know that intel is pushing hard to get into the game though.
we'll see what they mean by concessions...

it is striking how Larrabee mimics the cell with a few variations here and there... in some way, it's a public acknowledgment that ibm is ~10 years ahead.

this is our new strategy:

a dorkbox360 in every kitchen!

great for toasting, smoking, and even grilling but that's not all:
it also plays amazing games like Bongo Jazooye.

only $199!!!

you've earned a bubble from the dukadork himself sir

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