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Are you kidding? Did YOU read it? It felt as if they needed to say how great it was in the way you would hear legal jargon after a radio commercial.

"Now, I'm not saying it's a bad game or an unimportant one but let me tell you why I'm going to take a dump all over this game for clickbait. I mean, it was made in the late 90's! My god, it can't hold up to graphics of today!"

The article then lists reasons the game is bad and I don...

4355d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I've just been schooled by the KingOfOldSkool. I now understand that time + random a**hole = bad game. KNOWLEDGE GET!

4355d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Weird. I mean, I have nothing but fond memories and a genuine love of that entire game but I guess my memories are wrong and I actually had a terrible time playing time according to some guy on the internet. /sarcasm

by the way, if you're going to compare the looks of older games to newer tech then why stop at Zelda? Let's belittle all mario games, donkey kong, and pac-man while you're at it. They're all inferior tech so why not make articles bashing those, to...

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Your first article is clickbait. GET 'EM FELLERS, GRAB THEM THAR PITCHFORKS! WE IS GUNNA GIT YOU, U SUMBISH!

4356d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Not as much as an issue these days I don't think (maybe because I'm playing far fewer JRPGs of late) but I don't know if I can handle another 15-year-old boy with spiky hair and a sword with amnesia who has a flying pet for some reason and a small group of friends who need to save the world.

It's just too similar to my own life. ;p

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Have you seen the steven spielberg photo that's going viral? People actually attacking him and believing that he killed a real dinosaur. Like he's actually just a poacher. Of dinosaurs.

There is a line of stupid you don't want to cross and just have to, at some point, realize that there will always be that line. Those are the sun's customers.

4359d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

These papers are great! Seriously, when you need something for your pets to throw up on or empty their bowels, nothing makes more sense than "the sun". I wish I could use them as public restrooms wherever I see them but stores keep banning me for that very same reason.

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Are we really at the point where we're making articles comparing realistic rain?

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My question was rhetorical. As far as being "barely connected to Rockstar", that is flat out incorrect. Heists are COMPLETELY connected to the developers of the game and the original topic of story mode vehicles is (YOU GUESSED IT) completely related to Rockstar's game.

I think you should reconsider who you are calling a retard and whether or not anybody is "thinking".

4361d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

That's neat I guess, BUT HOW ARE THOSE HEISTS COMING ALONG, ROCKSTAR? It's getting way too close to the anniversary of when the GAME CAME OUT to still not have online heists.

4362d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Interesting idea. I wonder just how many games actually would've benefitted from a no-publisher approach (meaning no dumbing down or censoring of content). Makes me think.

One thing that should've happened for SURE: We need way more of the color brown and desert scenes in games. We're just lacking those today.

4363d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I agree. I just hope it doesn't last as long as the horrendous "project 10 dollar" idea if they decide to push something again. F*** YOU, EA, for that idea. I'm glad you quit but other publisher likely won't any time soon.

4365d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Boo! Don't give them any ideas!

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I'll bet they were thinking that you pay a small fee for the demo, "get hooked" (lol), then give a $5 discount for digital version if you bought it through the in-demo store.

That sounds very much like something EA would have the balls to try, don't you think?

4366d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nice, try, Sega.

4369d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nope. No room. No money. Thanks for the "advice", though.

4369d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Sega, if you ever read this AT ALL: Put Shenmue 1 and 2 on the digital platforms! HD remaster with better voices (would be nice but I will settle for original)! I've wanted to play them forever and I never had a dreamcast. Come on!

4369d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This move cash-in trend will never die I'm sad to think.

Prime example I will always remember: The mediocre (or terrible or whatever) Hulk video game from the not-so-good Eric Bana crapfest sold more copies than the far, FAR superior Hulk Ultimate Destruction that did not have a movie to help with its sales. Too bad, too, as that was the best Hulk game I've ever played.

4369d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"It's too hard to do females"

Tell me about it. AMIRITE, FELLAS?!

...*cricket*...*drops mic*

4370d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Can't happen. Series fatigue has set in for too many people. COD for many people is synonymous with racist, bigoted people who will question your sexuality while recounting tales of past encounters with your mother.

...I mean, they're not ALWAYS wrong but I do NOT live with my mother. She lives with ME.

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