Dead_Cell

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Jacking off over PC specs to justify the amount you spend to console gamers.
Is this how you envisioned your future when you were a child? Is it everything you wished for?

4697d ago 2 agree3 disagreeView comment

Virgins.

4697d ago 15 agree4 disagreeView comment

Lol, pwned.

4702d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

S'just a staff poach from another company, it amazes me how most people here thinks its decided by what one game looks like.

4702d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Kaz says "Get a second Job".

4706d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

I have a fool-proof method of retaining your ability to play any and all of your glorious PS3 games even after the release of the soon to be glorious Playstation 4.

1) Unplug PS4
2) Plug in PS3

Now if you follow the above steps I assure you that you will still be able to play your beloved games of a generation gone by.

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4706d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

It took us three games before people finally realised it's nothing more than a glorified Tech Demo but we got there. Pats on the back all round gentlemen.

4706d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

Just look at that smug self-satisfied face up there. Look at it.

4706d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

What the HELL is that shit? I hate the cluttered messy "yaysocial" look. Give me the frigging XMB back.

4706d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I get the feeling this might be a dual campaign and have both sides playable this time, It looks like it could be a New-Age siege of Vecta.

4714d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

You are exactly why gaming is still seen as a kids hobby.

4948d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

The jump between the first build and the new build they released Friday is incredible.

This is going to turn out to be a fantastic game.

4950d ago 6 agree3 disagreeView comment

You better damn well buy it if they make it after all of this demanding. Series like these are quirky, outside of the norm and therefore fragile.

4960d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You have to be the nicest internet user in the world, ChunkyLover. Leave this place immediately my friend, don't let it taint you.

4971d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

Who cares? I'm a Brit and I don't.

We've had Crusaders and Saracens during the crusades.
We've had Ottomans and Byzantine's after the fall of Constantinople.
We're now having the American Revolutionaries and the British Empire during the colonial revolts.

It's just historical settings, what's the problem?

4974d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's in the game too, somewhere. I saw some guy trying to get away from it. the second he moves the screen off it. BAM. S'there in your face.

4999d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

If you can point out the two times you hilariously destroyed your own point in that post I'll give you a gold star.

5049d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

For a fairly two dimensional plain-as-white-bread main character you would think fans would appreciate some character backstory to DMC.

5050d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

No they shouldn't. Nor should Game developers tell Gamers what they want.

5050d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Don't hold me to this, but from the last statement they made it works like this.

You pay £20 to download the game, and then you're awarded £20 worth of credits to pay for for your stuff in the game. You're basically paying for the installment and getting the game free to use it on.

How that's going to inflate the price of unlockables I don't know, and I see it being a problem, but after the initial £20 for the game/credits, ...

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