...but I would fuck that Dratini. I would love for that Dratini to hold my Master Balls and suck my Poke Flute. She's hot and all, but I have a feeling that if we actually did do it, I would have about as much technique as a Snorlax trying to fuck a Blastoise. PS: Hmm, those cannons could be fun, I wish I had a Blastoise to shoot water up my ass after I poop. It's cheaper than buying a bidet and I can ride on him.
I would've loved for the actor as Sweet Tooth to go batshit and dismember the audience, how's that for promotion for the game huh? To have a real life Sweet Tooth, damn, that's hot shit. I mean yeah it's awful, but every single Twisted Metal fan, in the pit of their darkest souls, would find it bastard awesome to have a real life Sweet Tooth. BTW in case you were wondering, yes, I loved Toy Story 3.
Kojima would never fully step away from Metal Gear Solid. It's his greatest creation. His legacy. I don't blame him. Zone of the Enders, Snatcher and Policenauts are all good, but not nearly as huge as Metal Gear Solid has gotten. If I created Metal Gear Solid, I wouldn't leave it either. It's Kojima's multi-million dollar child. There's no real need for a new franchise when there's still plenty of ground to cover in the Metal Gear story. He'll do whatever it t...
Thumbs up for the Planet Eater.
GI is full of Berilium Bologna. I just saw the Transformers movie and don't know if that is the correct spelling of Berilium. Now, as for FF13, I do believe 360 fanboys just want it to appear on 360 so PS3 loses an exclusive. Sure I was sort of glad that FF13 was coming to 360, the fact that I had the option to play it on my 360 was a nice gesture, but since I'm not wearing rose colored glasses I could tell which version was superior and which one I bought. The 360 version. lolwut? No...
Bubs for having a brain Deathracer.
I think it's about time the author of this became one with the matrix. As I'm typing this I'm watching the Transformers movie on Blu-Ray. I paid out my ass to import from Europe, but it's here, and it is good. This has been a good week. And yeah I mean the animated movie, not The Even Stevens-Transformers crossover. Point is, yes, A new, good Transformers game is long overdue and much appreciated. War for Cybertron is a great game and a great addition to the Transformers G1 my...
I'm on Chapter 3 and I love the game. I played the Multiplayer demo and I was sold. This game has gotten good reviews and I hope it sells well enough to warrant a sequel of some sort. This is the quintessential Transformers video game I have wanted ever since I first laid eyes on Transformers The Movie as a little sprout. Transformers were in the 80's just before my time, I was born in 92. I basically grew up with Beast Wars and Transformers: Armada and stuff like that, but when I was...
You mean they don't use the 3D0 anymore? Bogus.
Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening nightmare I ever had. This one isn't for the kids. OK, so there's this huge pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank, and it's walking around on two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like whenever it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees, buildings - turns into sh...
What're you gonna do with a rocket on a tank?
Kuwabara....Kuwabara
I saw that when there were the Pre-E3 rumors going around, honestly I thought it was fake and the golden gun periph was a fake. Needless to say I was shocked when they actually announced the game at E3 with this box art. I asked for a re-release of Goldeneye, I got a remake. I'm skeptical, but hoping for the best. I'm glad that you can use the classic controller, but I wish I could use the good ol' trident.
Yeah, I'm sticking to my classic. I already have the 250GB hard drive and use an ethernet connection, I'm good. I was thinking about getting the Slim model back when the rumors were around, but aside from being smaller, there's nothing really compelling me to buy it. Same with PS3 Slim, I've still got the fatboy but I don't treat him any differently. I keep him well fed with a 1TB hard drive, I love my litte piggy.
WTF? Who runs Microsoft the Three Stooges? Larry Fine aka Xbox Live's Major Nelson, Curly Howard Senior VP of Marketing, and Moe Howard as President of Microsoft. "Hey Moe, we gotta have these new consoles out dis week, but they ain't done!" "You numbskull, just slap some X-clamps on there and you'll be right as rain." "I'll do it when I'm ready!" "Are you ready?" "Yeah I'm ready Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk." I imagine that's ho...
Lol that's cool, but remember people, that's NAKED Snake/Big Boss on that poster, who is to say Solid Snake won't still make an appearance? Just because they hadn't talked for a while Pre-MGS4 doesn't mean they didn't cross paths Post-MGS2, because there's a 5 year span between the two games. Maybe it will be a quick cameo, maybe it will be a reference. I am hoping though that in the game they show how Raiden acquired Solidus' remains.
I'm obviously not impressed with Natal after the MS conference, the picture of the covers of the launch titles looked like the Wii section of my Gamestop. However, my mind was changed with Move, I thought it would just be a ripoff of Wii, but it looks very cool, I'm picking up Move Day 1. I still plan on getting Natal, but, eh, I might wait for some games to come out that I would want to play. It doesn't make sense to shell out 150 for it to sit until Milo comes out. And the Ninte...
Idk why everyone thought it would be Hack n slash, MGS2 wasn't hack n slash. I doubt your sword will be the only weapon, Raiden used guns in MGS2. But the sword will be the main focus since they, you know, built a whole new cutting system based on the sword. And even if you don't get guns, then maybe you'll get other ninja weapons, like throwing stars, nunchuks (for knockouts instead of kills), kunai, etc. But either way, this game looks unbelievable, and I can't wait to play ...
I also read that there will be an MGS3 remake on the 3DS. This....is good. I can't imagine how awesome the jungle would look in 3D. It's crazy, 5 years ago, games like this needed a whole damn DVD and a console, now, feh, just an itsy bitsy little cartridge the size of a Listerine Pocket Pack, with 3D capabilities included and PS2 graphics. Damn. And here I was all impressed that the DS had N64 graphics with Super Mario 64DS, except they were even better than N64 graphics, tip of the ...
..........what's a PS3.......