Gee Hoops, thanks for making me go to hell for laughing at that one picture.
That's not being a fanboy, that's just having a working mammalian brain. Something a lot of people from both sides don't have. Count yourself lucky Scarecrow.
The stuff you said there at the end about the PS3 being a 600 supercomputer w/ blu ray and few games is the right on the money. That's why everyone hated the PS3. I bought a PS3 at launch for 600 and for the longest time I felt cheated. Sure over time games started to come out like Uncharted and Metal Gear but man, there was nothing for the longest time. I'm not a PS3 fanboy and I'm not a 360 fanboy or I wouldn't have worked overtime to save money to get a PS3, I love both con...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..... .*cough*....*cough cough cough*.....ahhh.....AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Looks like quite a few people aren't gonna make rent this month because they just had to play as Shockwave.
Yeah.....Hey man I hear there are openings at this new game store, it's a part of Hollywood Video, you should apply, it'll be great. I sure as hell should I thought to myself, and I did. Way to back the losing horse, dumbass was what my boss said to me on my last day. He said it jokingly becuase my boss and I always BS'd around like that. He was a cool boss. Of course when I reminded him that they were taking applications at Papa Johns for the guy to wear a pizza costume and dance...
I never had a stable life to begin with, not since my daddy killed my mommy in front of me then made me hold her body in a closet until he came back with the milk and cigarettes. He never did. For 20 days I sat in that closet. The smell. I had to go to the bathroom in there. That, coupled with the stench of my rotting mommy made me vomit. I blocked it out, until now.....where's that damn needle full of hooker blood.
I wish I had that at my previous job. I used to work in a video game store whose name didn't end in Stop, so yeah it went well. But I wish I could've just walked into work one day wearing that with my little lanyard and nametag. Yeah I had a lanyard too, I hated my lanyard. Some hung over soccer mom walks in one day wearing her sunglasses in December and sees me, an elite, behind the counter. I greet her, hey fleshbag, whaddaya want? She replies, I want a copy of Super Halo Brothers 3...
They've got my signature. I don't want to see the day where the government tells me what I can and cannot legally purchase as an American citizen born and raised. It's different obviously with stuff like porn and all that, but videogames? Come on. I can go to Rated R movies and I can buy any DVDs, books, etc that I want, why should videogames be treated any differently? If this passes and games are outlawed, it will be a huge blow to not only the industry, but gamers worldwide. Co...
My friends once claimed to be able to play as Master Hand, I didn't believe them. I've lost friends and loved ones because of this myth. My wife left me and took the kids, and after my Gamecube died is when the drinking started. It spun out of control, I got into weed then slowly moved up to Black Tar Heroin. I needed something to dull the pain. Master Hand has been my white whale. I always hoped there was a way to play as Master Hand, but my efforts were fruitless. But now, that hand...
There is no god, only Zuul.
Screw the rules, fight dirty. When your manhood is threatend and someone wants to kick your ass, you gotta win by whatever means. Back in the day i got into fights on the playground, after school hours of course. One time, this kid picked some shit and dumped all of the crap out my backpack and shoved me down, so I picked up my empty backpack, shoved it over his head and started whaling on him, then I kicked his legs out from under him. He got up, took the backpack off his head and ran crying...
So, after the Judge sentenced the defendant they exchanged gamertags and started a clan in Halo 3. That is why I love the United States of America. "I fought the law, and the law hit me with a gravity hammer." I want to shake his hand.
But seriously, this whole thing about children being hooked in a fantasy....look, that can happen with anything, a book, a movie, a comic book, anything. If the kid is too fragile to separate reality from virtual reality, again, "VIRTUAL REALITY," then don't let the kid play games or take him to a therapist. Sure, I've been immersed in a game and really hooked on a good game, but it's never shattered my psyche. Example, I loved GTA4, I got hooked on it, but when I switch...
Must kill Moe, weeeeee. Must kill Moe, weeeeee. Must kill Moe, weeeeee. Must kill Moe, weeeeee.
Meh. After Microsofts E3 conference, I've honestly lost a lot of faith in them, and this is the clincher. Honestly, I've always sort of favored my 360 over my PS3, but this fall I think it's time for me to make the Move. Natal, kinect whatever you wish to be called, can go rot on top of little kids Spongebob tvs for eternity. Meanwhile, I'm gonna be playing with that glorious multi-colored dildo that is the move. No matter how much I like it, I can't get past the anal-bea...
Who gives a shit about the cosplay? No she obviously isn't the best cosplayer. Don't get me wrong, I'm a nerd, I've cosplayed before as Guts and Clayface, I'm a turbo nerdlinger, but when I looked at her the first thing that popped into my head wasn't "her costume is innacurate." It was "I want to tear her asunder and eviscerate her ***** with my big throbbing **** I want her to **** my **** and ***** my **** up with her mouth then let me *** on her ****...
I agree with the extra skins and other stuff as DLC thing. Spider-Man for the Playstation had like, what, 20 different skins or so? Today, they would've put maybe 5 in the game, then release the other 15 in 3, 5 skin DLC packs at about 5 bucks a pop. Fuck that noise. I pay 60 bucks for a game and theres no reason I can't trade it in when I'm done. Unless a game has something to keep me coming back, like multiplayer or something, I don't need it. Example, I bought Bioshock and ...
5-7 business days? Fuck that noise.
Oh my fucking god. That was fucking fuck. If the word fuck could actually become a substantial object, I imagine that is what the word fuck would look like.
Say what you will about the SDF, until today I had never heard of them, but look at that last GIF highlight from E3, I almost crapped.
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