Hitler got laid regularly yet he killed millions of Jews. Nazis also wore shoes, you know. Are you wearing shoes right now? That's interesting. Can you prove that you're NOT a Nazi sympathizer? I'm just asking questions.
True. When I buy an 18+ game I expect a lot of blood and swearing. Failure to comply with this means that I will promptly turn off the game and troll game-related message boards about it's failure to impress and how much of a flop it is.
Can this game get me laid?
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Fat PS3 is a much better weed smuggler. No buy.
No preorder, predownload maybe. I was a loyal customer but ever since multiple RROD and ultimately the banning of my Xbox I decided to play B3yond. My PS3 has taken me to a far more expansive plateau of existence, the likes of which we have never seen before. I only buy PS3 exclusives for everything else there's Demonoid. INTERNET BADASS YEAAAAAH!!
PS3 online gaming has no legs compared to the 360. I bought Killzone 2 for $30 bucks yesterday and only saw 5 rooms to join. Sad to see such a great game dead in a year. Halo games don't die until MS pulls the plug. With under a million sales I don't see MAG surviving too long. KZ2 had 2M+ sales and it's dead so MAG will probably die even faster.
My wallet.
I like the one where he smokes a joint.
I'd rather pay a hooker to chop my balls off than play this. Seriously I don't know why the japanese buy this crap when they have 100mbps connections which could instantly stream lesbian HD Porn for free.
Dude what are you smoking? My mom!? Is it my mom? Maybe my dad? Douchebag. Reported as OFFENSIVE.
I think it's better if he quits. Have you guys ever connected a zune to the Xbox360? The Zune usb cable is a pain in the ass to remove due to the fact that it is so goddamn small. I once had to remove the Xbox faceplate in order to get a better grip of the usb connector and plug it out. I don't think this dude ever connected his Zune to his 360 and realized how crappy it is to remove.
Gears 3 looks better.
Shenmue won't get made gentlemen. The story would have to be explained to the current 15 year old demographic which quite frankly isn't interested at all in this game. It will flop and it will flop hard. I like this game but seriously it will never happen. Here's my suggestion, take an acid trip while playing Shenmue 2, I guarantee it will feel like Shenmue 3 and you will get to see your own customized ending. This is the future of gaming gentlemen.
I hate it when DLC arrives within a week of a game release date. They remove the content before shipping the game out and then SURPRISE LOLOLOLO1!!111 $10 DLC. I'm suppose to feel happy about this? I feel ripped off. Here's my suggestion, keep ripping us off but make it less obvious, at least wait like 1 month. It's kinda like instead of paying a prostitute you get a date and pay the tab at the restaurant then you take her to your place, they are both prostitutes but it's more...
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I disagree. La Blue Girl is the hottest gamer on the planet.
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