Cow Hero involves milking the cow by pulling the titty fast and hard at the correct intervals and tempo. Expect the announcement at E3. Fully supported by Natal. Milking hand motions similar to masturbation, the future of gaming is here.
If I was President of Xbox I would immediately remove all Xbox 360's from store shelves and tell BP to retry the Junk Shot by stucking the well with lots of Xbox 360's.
Where do I pre-order?
They should also include one of those coffin boxes just in case the thing RROD's or E74 then you can send it in right away.
Since I'm a hardcore gamer, 50hrs a week. I don't date and I don't have a job. So I store all my semen on various test tubes and put it on the refrigerator near the produce at 37F. Then I make a deposit at the sperm bank for some money that funds more gaming goodness. In other words, Fap on gentlemen.
Game of the Year confirmed.
My goal in life right now is to be the first dude to buy a 3DS then smash it with a hammer, upload the video to youtube and embed it in my facebook page so everyone sees how awesome I am. Maybe I'll even get a date.
My isp should thank me for bending over and taking it in the bum as I continue to swallow their ridiculous bandwidth caps month by month because there is no better service.
That happened to me once. I wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but she was too busy playing WoW. So I took a machete and sliced my f*cking hand off, it's my hand and I'll fap with it whenever I want, f*ck WoW.
*Random disagree*
Did anybody ever managed to run Crysis 1?
That's why I don't do cosplay. I will come off as a semi-retarded dude and will see my pic on an N4G article then I will get depressed, bake some hotpockets while downloading some HD porn to lighten the mood and prevent a suicide.
I would enjoy having sexual intercourse with this female.
Since CoD4 onwards features a country getting nuked, I hope North Korea and/or Iran gets nuked in Black Ops. Africa too.
That's why you buy a 360 and mod it to play backups of all single player campaign games like Mass Effect, then turn on your PS3 to play unique online experiences like MAG for free. It may be expensive at first but the value of this setup is awesome.
LEAVE RARE'S NEW LOGO ALONE!!!!
Why your hotpocket will be cold in 20 minutes.
That boxart is so hot I could bake my hotpockets on top of it!
Get off my lawn!!
I'M COLORBLIND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME.