Bonerboy

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Sure visually it looks really great, but good graphics does not a good game make. People are dazzled by the graphics but the actual gameplay looks like shit.

It appears extremely linear, with no real choices as to how you want to proceed. Its all so very "move here parry a bit and then kill this fellow by tapping 'y' now go here parry a bit and then kill this fellow by tapping 'x'." Rinse and repeat combat like this will put me to sleep. I dont want ...

4672d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Now when ever I take a good hearty dump I'll be thinking of MS. Now that I happily no longer support them, MS will no longer be forcing their "things" up my "bing-bong", it can all flow smoothly, just as nature intended. Thank you MS. This poops for you.

4673d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Too late for you MS. You have proven to be much too arrogant and "scammy" for my tastes. Goodbye forever.

4673d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

...and there in lies the problem....

4673d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I quite like this finger thing up there, clever, but still "low-brow". Well done my good man. And this little extra animated do-dad from naroon is also quite humourous. Bravo.

And as far as the headset goes...not surprised one bit.
Perhaps MS has some secret market of special citizens who really do want their silly box 'apparatus' that we gamers dont know about....but I highly doubt it.
Baffling. Arrogant as fuck but still baffling.

4673d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

A little late getting their BEAST finalized it seems, but really, you cant rush perfection. I personally guarantee they will be up to speed in time for launch and will ultimately blow PS4 out of the water with their amazing cloud based power. I have complete faith in the mighty MS and their unique forward thinking brilliant decisions with the sure to be most excellent Xbox One. It's everything a gamer ever wanted and then some....hmm, wait a second...No, Im completely full of shit...never...

4674d ago 5 agree1 disagreeView comment

Cant wait for this one! My only concern after watching the recent vids of standalone is that there seems to be food and drink EVERYWHERE, in every corner and every cupboard of every building. Doesnt this heavily detract from the desperate survival aspect that made this game great to begin with? Yeah I know this is prealpha but hopefully these items will be much more scarce in the release version and in doing so would keep players on edge and constantly concerned for where their next meal is c...

4674d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Good riddance. Ill be playing this on PC, regardless it is a great day for future PS4 owners. Very cool game.
I also hope devs switch sides after their "contract" with MS expires.

...And.....They can keep paying devs if the millions of mouth breathing morons keep buying MS crap.

4674d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Hmmm. Sony may not be able to fulfill demand for the holidays?.....So in turn I can see all of the desperate idiots and parents snapping up xbox for their bratty kids, instead of waiting for further shipments of PS4. Quite possibly a very sad turn of events which will only benefit MS.

4674d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

Might not be able to be sold used!? I would figure their main concern would be that it might be a very difficult sell as "new".
Arrogant bastards are delusional assuming they will do well this gen.
Regardless if this rumour has been debunked, its all negative PR and people will remember these 'bad' points (more so than the factual positives, if there actually are any positives)and become even more wary than they already are, factual or not.
MS has pro...

4674d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Bahahah that rich coming from these two after delivering the utter shit that was the last few StarWars movies etc.

Why dont they WOW us with this perfect game they speak of?

4675d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nice move for console gamers! Though I'd still rather play it on PC as I like the community much more. Regardless, this is going to be a fantastic gaming experience for all... except MS gamers. Too bad, I guess they will just have to buy a PS4 instead.

Oh MS....they just keep shooting themselves in the foot...now both feet...which are now two bloody pulpy stumps.

4675d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

It does look pretty cool...though I wont be playing it on MS's scambox. Oh well.

4676d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Who cares what Randy "the douche" Pitchford has to say or thinks? He should go work for MS as his bullshit would fit right in with those unscrupulous knobs. Impress me with a great game for once and dont intentionally mislead people so you can sell your shitty games and THEN maybe I'll listen...but I highly doubt it. You Goof.

4676d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"I mean the analogy, and I don't know if it's a great analogy… let's say I live in an area that doesn't have cell service. I wouldn't go buy a cell phone."

No, its a good one Phil..... so on that note, "...let's say I want a console to play single player games and I really dont want to bother with online. I wouldnt go buy an Xbox."

And many years down the road when it is obsolete, I cant dig it out from my storage, ...

4677d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"N"-word please. Nothing has changed here. A glitzy coat of paint and the rest of the mechanics could be (or actually has been)copy & pasted from any other game from this stale series...with the minimal amount of tweaking done. Why pump tons of money into a new engine etc when the millions of retards will still buy it? Who cares if there's dum dum drool on the cash? Cha-Ching.

People (mouth breathers) will unfortunately still zip out and buy this crap and I ...

4677d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

It looks alright. Sure as hell wont bother playing it as it doesnt look innovative at all. Same old same old with a semi new coat of paint. I expected as little from this new installment.

Whats the deal with the slo-mo crap? I think even BF4 uses it..What f*cking gives here? Have we not progressed past this stupid overused game mechanic? The tension of the moment is utterly and entirely wasted as we are subjected to more f*cking hand-holding with this slo-mo garbage. Would mo...

4679d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

This is pretty good stuff right here. If it weren't illegal to send bio waste through the mail, I would take a big shit on my 360 and send it right on over to MS HQ with a little "PS4" thank-you card attached.

4679d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Meh...I'll wait a couple years until a price drop or two, then pick up a ps4. In the meantime I'll just dump some cash into my PC.

4681d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Both will sell well, as many people dont really research their purchases very much. (just look at the high sales of utter shit games, and then they complain the game sucks ass, and so do all the reviews)
Xbox will be the same deal.
Both will sell out this holiday guaranteed.

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