He doesn't? Well sorry to shatter your delicate sensibilities Mr. Major. Better get used to it because we are gamers.
Naming a console is like naming a kid. You must ponder all of the possibilities of name modification for the sake of bullying.
Believe it or not, I went to junior high with a "Mike Hunt" and that name only came over the P.A. ONE time and one time only amongst the giggling of every kid in that school . At least he could laugh at h...
Bahahaha...SOLD!
Ok, well at least it IS coming to PC eventually. Fine by me.
I love the MG series as well. I guess Im simply wanting something more mature and military-esque for this next installment. MG has always been way out there in terms of story and characters, being Japanese devs and all, so I cant say I am surprised by the addition of this tarty broad as its pretty standard stuff, and who knows what other odd ball characters will be introduced. I simply want to see the gaming industry evolve past T&A... I know thats like asking for world peace. Oh well. <...
Everyone is crying over it because, video game or not, it is an utterly out of place design choice to add a slutty 'sniper' who looks like her only mission is to "service" enemy 'johns'. It's simply weak, lame and unnecessary.
While they're at it why not add the "oiled buff dude explosives expert" character who is wearing the teensie weensie dong sling pouch with a little black leather biker cap and jack-boots who always places his explosives doggie style? Perhaps throw in some tasseled chaps DLC?
"Sniper Whore, I'm going on a covert mission to the secret facility for more body oil? You cover my 6, and dont go on 'the nod' this time!"
"OK Oi...
How unnecessary. Is this supposed to be an attempt at sexy badass? Pfft. Lets take a great game and story and then throw in some pathetic pre-teen jerk-off character that looks like its been shoe horned in to attract pubescent losers. Might as well add the triple 'F' tits with player adjustable jiggle they're at it. What? no chaps with a bare ass? No nipple clips? Where's the smoke dangling off her lower lip?
Its this kind of shit that makes me lose interest in the gam...
Ok, well, if you all like ultra shitty generic one trick pony... (I cant believe Im using this word..."TALENT"... to describe these two) then by all means carry on.
These two hack morons are about as entertaining as watching 'Carrot Top' do his thing, and even that is being much too generous. I get more laughs out of watching my toast brown.
Sheesh.
No this is NOT a question gamers have been asking for 10 years. Its a question repeatedly being asked by utter retards who cant stop wrapping controller cords around their nuts and jerking off all over their consoles; a pointless question by simpleton fanboy twats looking for hits on their shitty website. This person really cant find anything pertinent to "write" about? PC is dying? Thats rich.
I dropped consoles because PC is simply a better all around experience....
Wow breaking news flash! "Games look better on PC" !?!?!?
No sh*t.
HAHA
...and with any luck adam sandler will be in the passenger seat, legs crushed and pinned as the fire slowly engulfs them both.
Now that's a little slice of heaven right there. *sigh*
gross.
jack black is very high up on my list of people who, if he were in a burning wreck, I would stand idly by, smiling, and watch him burn to death while he pleaded for help. you suck black. SUCK.
Hate to break it to you but PC is also getting GTAV. Keep trying.
1. I'm not stuck with old aging hardware.
2. It's open and non restricted.
3. Mods!
4. Versatility.
5. Very few annoying brats, which thankfully one can kick/ban. I am done having to suffer through playing with the millions of foul mouthed adolescent console knobs.
6. Tons of their very own exclusive titles.
7. Games are less expensive.(and just as easy to install and play as any console game)
8. Games just look and play bette...
Oh boy ! To whom do I give my money?
This game is hands down, the most absolutely stunning piece of work I have ever seen and played, and in beta no less. It satisfies every little graphic whorish sense I have. I cant even fathom all of the other amazing spectacles and pieces of awesome hardware we will very soon be able to get our grubby little mitts on. Oh ArmA how I love feeling the sting of your instant death. Oh how I love thee even though you are and will continue to steal all of my precious free time.
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Ah yes...the "OLD" engine. But of course, how could I have been so naive? Silly me.
Man these guys will say anything to get more exposure. I think/hope people are smart enough to see through this glitzy whiz bang buzzword garbage, but I doubt it. The "gotta have it" crowd will zip right out to buy it and then, as per usual, complain.
They must have shares in toner cartridges.