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He has proven that Kinect predicts all your future movements before you think them! But humans are too dumb to keep up with Kinect's blazing speed, and humans operate on a 6 second lag, but Kinect improves our lives by reducing it to 3. See Bathyj, you must buy a Kinect now or you will be Petey-the-retard-slow for the rest of your life.

5704d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

My same brain recognizes NO LAG when I use the Move tracking 1:1 movement on the same TV screen, hmph... so Kinect is so good that it warps time and puts my brain in a 3 second idiot vacuum? /s

5704d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

The reviewer closed with those remarks, don't get mad at PS3 fanboys, get mad at the reviewer for telling the truth if that makes sense to you.

5704d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

And just made Heavenly Sword 2. I mean Enslaved has the guy chasing BUTTERFLIES? Mechanical butterflies? REALLY? I was pretty much done after that... it is hard to recover from Monkey chasing butterflies. Then they had the nerve to FAKE Nariko? They deserve the flop.

5704d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's your wallet.

5705d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I understand you, I do, but Kinect is NO CONSOLE. It is an accessory, one that costs as much as the console too. No one can shake the fact that it is moronic to miss work for a $150 accessory. You can't reason that away. I understand the passion behind getting the console... there are usually YEARS between console launches, accessories can sit on shelves, and not be used with every game. The console is used on EVERY game. I'm sorry but Move NOR Kinect is not THAT serious. It is...

5705d ago 12 agree3 disagreeView comment

The reviews that will shine though are from Microsoft loyalists anyhow. They will praise Kinect the very same way they praise No HDMI, No Wifi, No standard HDD, No Internet Browser, No Bluray, bad original Hardware, Temporary exclusives, and paying to play ALL their games online.

It has been proven that Microsoft fans will support turds as sandwiches as long as it carries that Xbox brand logo on the wrapper. Hate to say it but, Microsoft fans are as loyal as dogs without a ...

5705d ago 11 agree3 disagreeView comment

The only way - hell no, I still can't see myself waiting outside for KINECT. It just ain't gonna happen, especially with hidden reviews. But I think Parapraxis described them with laser accuracy, these are "Man-Childs". They are OLD... OLD do ya hear me? Look at them, they KNOW they look like losers and are somewhere deep down inside ashamed of themselves... ashamed to be in front of the camera for such a childish thing.

The only way I would wait 2 days ...

5705d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

I mean, you could go ahead and buy it. Then you have the option to sell it on Ebay or craigslist(be careful, don't get jacked)if reviews don't shake out, or some reputable friends tell you it sucks, or let you try theirs out. In the meantime, you'll have the security of having one for your daughter if needed, but with the option to sell if it sucks.

That is the safer way to go if you already allocated the cash for it.

But thats just my opinion. ...

5705d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

What are you trying to prove? That most PS3 owners have jobs and lives?

Who (with a job nowadays) can afford to wait for 2 days straight sleeping outside, etc? I didn't think stores allowed customers to do this anymore due to legal liabilities, etc. I'd hate to be the dumb bastard in this line who called out sick, just to be stuck on a local news camera.

5705d ago 14 agree6 disagreeView comment

Missing the Christmas season is missing a LOT of sales. An unforgivable amount even (for them). Stop adding stuff and release the game. Offer anything else later as free DLC for Christ's sake!

I am not a huge racing fan, but I was gonna buy this game due to the content and feature set.

5705d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The Dynasty Warrior's engine? I suppose if you enjoyed all those rehashes (I did most of them), then this new skin for that game should be enough variety to at least check it out.

I still remember Sega Genesis classic version of this called Last Battle. Ahhh, the memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

5705d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

At what point did gamers allow Microsoft to hijack the value of gaming? Less features for the same cost. Accessories that are marked up 200-300%. Paying for your minutes to access online features in games you pay full price for, just like the "unscratchable" Bluray counterparts on PS3, which are played for free online. Haven't you had enough?

Gamers, when did you let Microsoft start charging you for the oxygen you breathe? Wake up brothers, wake up, you'...

5706d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Anubis II Street Fighter edition?

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Fable 3 is right next door and it ain't doing too brilliantly either. But I can't lie, this game was never on my radar. And to be honest, if it would've reviewed well, I woulda rented it first. I guess it didn't jive well with me from the ads. But at least there isn't a review embargo on this, unlike something else you mentioned. :P

5706d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

ANYONE who believes that XBL has $60 worth more features than PSN is delusional and a cancer to gaming. You perpetuate constant rip-offs that Microsoft imposes on its user base. Half the games on XBL should be FREE as gratitude to your continuous subscription fees. But yet you get nothing all the while having to look at PAID advertisements that are on XBL.

Stand for something or fall for anything... to bad the XBL community as a whole prefers the latter, or more people wou...

5706d ago 38 agree5 disagreeView comment

But Ninja Theory is getting what they deserve for being hard headed. They should've focused on Heavenly Sword 2 despite fears. Much has changed since they released part 1. Much of the PS3 media hate has dwindled. It is still there, but not nearly as much as before when HS1 came out. If that same game came out today with extra polish and a few more hours tacked on to it... it would be a different world for them right now.

Instead they made a very disappointing title ...

5706d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

regardless of its abilities, or lack thereof. The Wii offers proof of concept for that. (Sorry Wii lovers, no offense)

I wonder how much of that $500 mil went to Oprah.

5707d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

extreme, but funny. Bubs up for humor.

5707d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I was thinking of buying this game, now I am afraid to rent it. I was hoping for a better game, maybe I'll test drive it anyhow since I liked the first 2 games. Who knows.

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