All Channels
Popular
CRank: 5Score: 80590

I bet she has a penis.

5733d ago 6 agree0 disagreeView comment

Sony fumbled the launch and initial year of the PS3 massively, it's common knowledge. Now of course it can be safely considered the finest current-gen console on the market.

So don't act all aloof about it.

5734d ago 19 agree10 disagreeView comment

He can put on another one of his fruity accents.

5734d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

would have been a good idea.

5734d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Or Destructoid.

5734d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Get da fuck outta here with that shit Famitsu.

5734d ago 2 agree4 disagreeView comment

Well that's a terrible new review scheme they've adopted. If I was Kotaku I'd reverted back to the previous Blue-for-good, Red-for-bad style and I'd do it quick sharp.

5735d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

It's been blindingly obvious to everyone seen the Rabbids conception that they're perfect for Saturday morning TV.

5735d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

with having the hots for Sackgirl Nariko. Don't discriminate.

5735d ago 14 agree0 disagreeView comment

who wasn't Nariko. I forget her name, but she was freaky hot. I've got a thing for mentally challenged dames and she was definitely a few monks short of a picnic.

5735d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

To quote Robocop...

"Oooh. Guns, guns, guns."

5736d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

Not anymore, now that Hydrophobia is out. Apparently, water effects/physics are the only thing that game does right.

5736d ago 2 agree10 disagreeView comment

simply because I believed so inherently in what Cage was trying to accomplish with the game and also because I loved the first half of Fahrenheit so much. Truth is, I got the PS3 two months earlier because it made an ideal Christmas present, complete with Uncharted 2 and LittleBigPlanet. Heavy Rain was the big one and those two games were just the icing on the cake.

Now though, I wish I got the console three years ago instead of the 360.

5736d ago 13 agree4 disagreeView comment

Yeah sure, they were great the first time around. Added a bit of variety to the gameplay, but trying to repeat the success would feel a bit forced wouldn't it?

5737d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment

No Mr Kojima, I don't want to sit through yet another 20 minute cut-scene rife with longwinded exposition and hamfisted "character moments." Oh cool, the cut-scene has ended, back to the game.

5 minutes later

No Mr Kojima, I don't want to sit through yet another 20 min...

repeat ad infinitum

@ Ceekay

The series sure was for me when I purchased the first Metal Gear Solid the day it...

5738d ago 2 agree8 disagreeView comment

I'd be willing to donate some monies to the cause. Then I can get my grubby mitts on Shenmue III. Then I can bring that Korean MILF from the other article round to my house and we can play it together and have sex at the same time.

And only then will my life be complete.

5738d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

the man speaks some sense.

5738d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

has made her tighter than Bobby Kotick's shithole.

Seriously, google images is my friend right now. Her fine ass is everywhere.

5738d ago 9 agree0 disagreeView comment

Holy smokes. I mean DAAAAYUM! I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with her.

5738d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

or this isn't going to be the MW2 beater that EA had hoped. I'm done with FPS's these days, but I'd like to see EA whup Actvision's ass all the same.

5738d ago 2 agree1 disagreeView comment