CRank: 5Score: 2150

I think my family could use a couple of heaters for the holidays.

5871d ago 4 agree6 disagreeView comment

In the end there will be only chaos... from so many 360s self-destructing in jealousy.

5871d ago 14 agree4 disagreeView comment

Kratos surpasses Chuck Norris in badassery.

5871d ago 25 agree7 disagreeView comment

The end of the 360: March 16th.

5871d ago 23 agree7 disagreeView comment

All of the other middle schoolers think you smell funny.

5871d ago 12 agree0 disagreeView comment

PS3 outsold the 360 last year, and it'll do the same this year. Bots have nothing left except for another Halo.

5871d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

Nor no red hair wooshed enough.

5871d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

So many weapons... I can't... I...I just creamed my pants.

Thanks Bungie. I can't wait to play the most innovative and exciting FPS in the history of the entire universe. I'm sure it won't be like all of your previous games.

5871d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Too bad. I wanted to play my favorite FPS with my entire body. Nothing like running back and forth flailing my arms like a retarded doplhin to get me pumped for the best FPS series of the entire history of the world.

5871d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Confirmed: Natal is a flop.

Also confirmed: Bots lose all interest in Natal thanks to Bungie.

5871d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Awww, I wanted to play my favorite FPS with my entire body. Too bad.

5871d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Confirmed: Natal is a flop. Bots no longer support it because Bungie doesn't.

5871d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Commas also make a difference.

For example,

We just ate Grandma!!!

We just ate, Grandma!!!

5871d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Too bad you tarnished your reputation with your nonsense about loving your 360. You could have been a great ally to the SDF.

5871d ago 2 agree8 disagreeView comment

I am so glad that we, the SDF, have a MGR on our side. Now the bots can get really pissed off when they read this awesomeness.

Thank you, BoT. Your comments will anger many.

5871d ago 4 agree8 disagreeView comment

I picture Jason bringing home a girl and getting ready to get laid when he hears the door slam.

He checks the note and it reads, "Sorry, I was gonna screw your brains out, but I saw your 360 and laughed."

5871d ago 15 agree4 disagreeView comment

Sorry, I've already played Reach. It's called Halo 3, therefore BFBC2 looks better than Reach.

5872d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

OWNED:
Heavy Rain - 9.7/10
Splinter Cell: Conviction - 9.1/10

5872d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nothing to see here, folks. Just another AAA to grace the superior console.

5872d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

That's a really bad idea. They better slap a headset in their box ASAP or there's going to be several unhappy people.

5872d ago 48 agree8 disagreeView comment