I'm sorry that the lot of you are oldfag weaboos who can't accept a new direction. Dante looks fantastic, and this game looks supremely cool.
If anything you should be praising the redesign because we don't have a main character that looks like a Yaoi dreamboat. This Dante gets bruised, he gets beaten up, he's skinny and looks like a real person.
Plus he's not wearing red leather fetish gear. He's wearing jeans and a wife beater with ...
The point of an April fools joke isn't to make something so real that people will believe it. It's to make something so ridiculous, and have people still fall for the joke.
Duh.
And the fact that Sony is a Japanese company makes it even better.
Except it wasn't a joke. The game where Link is a dancer? Iwata was dead serious.
Secondly, there was a game where you were Zelda saving Link... but it was for the CD-I.
Third, it's an April Fools joke, who cares if its real? Doesn't anyone else remember the Dwayne Johnson in Katamari Damacy movie? People still believed that.
For the record, yes this is an April fools joke for all of you morons who are going to report it.
That's why it was submitted not as "news" but as an "article."
Valve are self professed Lost fanatics. Apparently there are multiple allusions and references to Lost in Episodes 1 and 2.
Yeah, but where's you opinion? Whats your point? You can complain all you want, but what are you reasons for hating him?
And being "stupid" doesn't count. Who's the 12 year old now?
What's sad is that you all try to prove him wrong.
We're all fiercely loyal to B_E, not because he's like the sites figurehead, but because he's right. And most of your comments (yours especially Scissor), don't make any sense.
How can you defend something as stupid as an HD vs Wii flame war? And this is why you're not a gaming journalist, and trying to prove yourself against a real one.
I mean, at least he has the decency to acknowledge your comments...
I don't know artus, maybe that's because he made fun of you in his other article?
Yeah, but those are all opinions. In all honesty, I prefer that he had an original critique on all of these games, as opposed to your cliche take.
And in the article, he pointed out his problems with all of those games.
Scissor number... you are a moron.
There is nothing wrong with HD gaming. What a prude. And what does that link even mean?
His point was that there was no information on first party titles.
Which is all well and good when your console is easy to develop for. We constantly see triple A titles coming out of Microsoft and Sony's systems, and yet it's been a year without a good first party title for Nintendo. Imagine that...
If a point is valid for two years, then it's not baseless. Especially if multiple people are saying it.
Fact is, I don't see any argument of yours that can't easily be picked apart either.
Auto is right! It's really about the Wii and it's penis shaped controller!
Not at all.
Murder is a moral grey. Rape should never be tolerated as such. You mention Manhunt, but in the context of the game, you're killing for survival. I'm not condoning murder, I'm saying there are situations where it can be unavoidable.
When is rape by the acting party unavoidable?
"I'm going to detonate the world unless you rape this woman right now!!!"
Yeah I'd like to see that happen.
You haven't played the game. You don't know how slow it is based on early builds at conventions that you obviously haven't played.
You are simply pissed because you read an article where one person said, "I think Dante looks terrible." Then you, along with apparently every other game with practically non-existent self esteem, decided to copy them.
You are letting your ignorance get in the way of seeing how much better this game is goin...