"...is a hell of a drug."
Could he be weirder?
"I don't get it Mr. Connery."
"Oh I bet you don't Trebeck."
...but I love the pimp hand.
"Sometimes, women want to be slapped." -Sir Sean Connery.
...I would have been happy to see her doing that with, let's say, my face. Cpt. McMotorboat would have rocked those chesticles.
But squid? Salmon? Honestly... when you begin to rub the better part of a Safeway seafood platter on your naughty bits you have to say "No."
Now if it would have been a Double-Double from In-N-Out, that's another story...
...she really needs a new job because the one she's doing now she does anything to keep it.
ANYTHING.
She's had her bewbz fondled on the show, and now she is performing fellation on a salmon and is shoving squid down her shirt.
Someone save this girl. Please.
...should be about how his huge head is supported by such a puny neck.
"It looks like an orange and a toothpick!"
...need to take their meds. Thanks.
...as Madden has always been considered a puppy-mill franchise that lost its lustre ages ago.
It makes me smile to consider the gridiron roughnecks that get pulled into the video game biz and get a butchers look at what it takes to make a proper game. Did it cost $200,000? Maybe, maybe not. But it would seem that regardless this chap walked away from the deal with a sour taste in his mouth.
...was a great place to do this, but I agree: they could have spread it out to a few other major cities. Big guys with guns - they would have fit right in at Houston, Tx.
...in 10 minutes."
Great promotion though. Every person driving by or on LA radio is going to know about Mercs 2. Inspired PR in my opinion.
...Dennis Dyack. And as for innovation I suppose your right. "A game that you can play with your feet" is pretty innovative.
...and I've played Mass Effect. And I've played Too Human. And to compare Too Human to either undermines your credibility.
It's one thing to disagree. It's quite another to make such a public error in judgement just for the sake of being a contrarian.
There is no way, _no way_, that Too Human rates as Game of the Year material.
Seriously... gamers should not game drunk. It effects your judgement.
...that is both smart AND funny.
Poor fellow feels as if he needs to give "mercy" points to video games because of poor public perception. I say, review the game on its own merits. The result, as in this case, was that Too Human is not a good game. Period.
...if Dennis Dyack wasn't such an insuferable wanker. All the reviews have been brutally honest - other than the reviewers from websites that carry advertising for Too Human.
"ZOMG THIS GAME IZ AMAZING 7/10!!11!!ONE!!1"
At least we know what sites are giving legit reviews and which ones are just corporate cronies.
...I guess jobs aren't for everybody. That must have taken some time.
Would I have it done? No. But then again I don't live in my parents basement either.
...and here they are:
1. Katie Couric. Her huge teeth detatch from her huge noggin and fly around her, slapping you down.
2. Michael Phelps. Dolphin Boy himself swims around you, slapping you with his bottle-nose and hitting you with barrages from his sonic screech.
3. Vladimer Putin. You don't actually fight him, but he sends Medvedev in with a tank division to roll you.
I don't know... going to have to watch someone else play this before I check it out. Sounds sketchy.
...don't these people have the Internetz? What are they going to show me in Fable 2 that I can't get from Suicide Girls?
Meh.
...scares the deuce out of me.