weazel

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Dear Oprah,
I know i shouldnt do it, but I just can't help replying to my own posts. Although some of the other forum posters tease me, give me wedgies, and steal my lunch money, I just cant seem to stop posting my illiterate pigeon-english gibberings. It's got so bad lately, that if i dont get angry responses within 12 minutes, I REPLY TO MYSELF! Is this perhaps the manifestation of my mommy touching me in my bikini area when I was little? It may also be symptomatic of a desperate cr...

6007d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

dude, you're like a turd that just wont flush. You just keep on popping up, embarrassing everyone around. How is it only the "sony defense force" that'll buy this?
"the casual consumer is not interests in sonys exclusives" - 3 of my colleagues in work have bought a ps3 over the last month, with others toying seriously, so I figure they're 'interests'.
According to Nostradamus360 though, multiplats are the only way.
SALES ARE HIGHER BECAUSE THEY'RE ON...

6007d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

don't forget the staples:
Too much variety / Not enough variety
Graphical blurring / Overly-detailed visuals
too long / too short
Not an engaging story / QTE fest
,blah,blah,blah.....Just archive PS3 reviews on eurogamer,edge, etc to see the whole embarrassing range.

6007d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Not wanting to legitimise their bulls*it scoring mechanism or anything, but why has metacritic still only got 3 uncharted reviews, with no average displayed? A more suspicious or paranoid man might suggest that they were hoping for a few stinking reviews to drag the average down. Hmmmm....long wait.

6007d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"Forza definantely HAS top dog"?!? So Forza indulges in sex with dogs? Wow, Brave admission from Turn 10's biggest fan.
Gran Turismo is still the best racing sim by far!

6008d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

..mongo like candy....

6008d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

here....
http://www.youtube.com/watc...

6008d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

..but I thought that the soundtrack to Resident Evil 2 REALLY cranked up the atmosphere at the time, and just made the whole experience.

6008d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

..Why are people disagreeing with you?! Its quality, pure and simple.

6008d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Before you get ahead of yourself here son, calm down and shut the fu*k up. Yes, reviews are opinions, BUT they should not be regarded purely as a matter of differing opinion. Discussing your views and preferences with friends/forum posters,etc is an opinion. Posting an ill-founded or (Hopefully not) biased 'opinion' with attendant scores out of ten / analysis, on a 'review site' etc constitutes either positive or negative advertising. They have an obligation to provide honest and well balan...

6008d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The only thing blowing me is your mom.

6008d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

As a provider of goods, do you not think that he also has an obligation to his customers? Ignorance of protocol or the industry doesn't mean that the consumer base should be regarded purely as an asset to be exploited. This business practice was shown to be flawed in the 80's, and Activision need to make hay while the sun shines. If they continue with this level of disdain for the gaming public, then its not if, but when will the winter come for them.

6009d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

He's a ruthless money grabbing c**t, but I gather that that's par for the course in business.

6009d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Whilst playing with their 30 pieces of silver, the gaming media look sullenly at free3sixty and lower their heads, letting a single tear roll down their dirty cheeks. They now knew that only hell waits for them, with all hope for salvation gone.

6009d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

lets all give a big hand for the plucky free3sixty for getting up in front of the class, and at least giving it a go. Even though thinking rationally is a challenge, bless his little mittens, he's tried his best. Well done little man, and don't choke on the lollipop.

6009d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

..and I think for my money thats the thing. Applying a definitive review criteria (Establishing the whole 1-10 ethos to justify 'middling' reviews), and then flouting it entitles a fair bit of analysis. As i've said in an earlier post, I honestly hoped that ODST would be a decent purchase, but to hold, what is essentially a multiplayer greatest hits and an extended demo, up as a paragon of excellence just smacks of emperors new clothes. To be fair, I think that people bringing up Uncharted2 j...

6009d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Wow, Cory! I always had you pegged as a retard, but a racist co*ksucker too!?! Who knew?! Plain and simple - F**k off to whichever nasty little rock you rolled out from under. You give gamers as a whole a bad name. (360 and ps3's got nothing to do with it.)

6014d ago 10 agree0 disagreeView comment

The list definately needs Starfox and JetForce Gemini.

6015d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Since updating to v3.0 one of my official dualshocks has decided that it wont respond to button presses.(Very rarely used, and was working fine before the update) - Second one still going strong. Does anyone know if this update will sort this out?

6015d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This is a little bit disappointing if i'm being honest. Although i'll occasionally take the pi*s, competition is one of the primary factors in pushing the market to evolve. Without top class rivalry, companies get stagnant, and churn out the same recycled sh*t -(Activision slapping a gloss of paint on their ever-narrowing range of franchises.) XBOX and Microsoft are the Richard Nixon to Sony's Hunter S Thompson.(Nintendo is checkers) They thrive under mutual disdain and competition, provoking...

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