Waffles11

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Mindless tool. Your comment makes me ecstatic to find a used early video game system to, well, play video games. What a concept. Contact MS or Sony and see if they have toilt paper with their logo on it to wipe with.

4175d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Some people just want to express their individualism. They have to represent their serious dedication to being an expert in fapping 8 times a day. This shirt proudly states "Fapper Commander is in your presence".

4183d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

The future of gaming is people sending pictures of how hard their junk is from playing mindless games like candy crush to random people on social media from their phones. Or maybe this will just be what communication eventually becomes...

4183d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

I am a master in the squid grip, but doing that in public will get you arrested....

4190d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

U are right. All dis readin and sarcasm and irony talk make no sense. My brain hurts too much to read dis stufff. U jus like me man. I don get dis crazy talks.

4190d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

As quoted from the article:
"All of the gains displayed come directly from switching to DirectX 11 to DirectX 12"

If this somehow does cause such a drastic improvement on the XBOX one, then that means they have NO IDEA what the hell they are currently doing. If Microsoft is smart about things, then they should already being using something near this, and it should be almost negligible gains on that platform (especially as this isn't getting deployed til...

4193d ago 1 agree3 disagreeView comment

I just think this is fantastic. I mean, its not like Microsoft would be intelligent enough to already use a similar structure on the Xbox one, so we can assume this will make drastic changes as its currently an under optimized high level apu being run on a closed machine like that. And of course, in their brilliance, they are waiting till December of 2015 for this magic fix, because well that just makes so much sense from a business standpoint for the console to implement drastic improvemen...

4193d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Oh my comment is out of concern for his well being. Overfapping/hyperfapping is a serious problem.

4214d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

This folks, is a clinical example of a case of addled brains due to overfapping. Good sir, I do believe it would do you some good to put down the internet connection and go outside. Maybe plant a tree or take up kayaking.

4214d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

Apple's idea of gaming on phones/tablets = this.

Actual concept of gaming by people who only game on phones/ tablets = photobombing random chick's with your junk out, playing mindless paywall games, or taking selfies of yourself taking a dump.

4265d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

As a person who only wants to use a touch interface for gaming (which of course is the best for playing things like first person shooters), I couldn't agree more. But really even FPS's have no future. Honestly, I think they just need to make a ripoff of bejewelled again, call it super candy selfie, and let you take photos of yourself while playing that you can hashtag to say you are saving starving animals in Antartica, which of course makes you feel so important and awesome. I wou...

4282d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

If they made this exclusive to the Xbox One and incorporated dating/fapping gameplay through the Kinect, then this would have given the system the lead in Japan. Ahh the lost potential of relationships and weddings of men with their video game hardware.

4286d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

OMG!! Secret Sauce Commander!! I have figured it out, writing new software will change the laws of physics and create a black hole in the xbox one that makes hardware magically perform better! And since experts have proven that it is impossible to update software on any other electronic device than the Xbox One, that means that no other system can possibly improve!! Leading studies also show that drinking antifreeze may shorten your lifespan!

4323d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Funny... I can still remember the plot of well done games from 15 to 20 years ago. I find it rather... unfortunate that gamers are viewed with this low of expectations. A rather sad state in the industry overall if that's the perceived direction. More about marketing to the lowest common denominator then actually making a game that might involve some deeper thought. By that logic, games like candy crush are pinnacle of gaming.

4342d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

I for one completely support this. As a gamer that has supported a model to let gaming become a marketing industry, I find this a welcoming change.

I need my short attention span fed with shallow gameplay, devoid of any deep thought. I think its awesome that gaming is turning into live video feeds of people eating and getting themselves off while shouting about how awesome they are.

4347d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

...or you could spend 400 on a decent video card and get a better version on the PC instead. They should have kept the game exclusive to Xbox One. Instead, I now have either the option to play it cheaper (xbox 360), or play it better (PC).

4350d ago 4 agree6 disagreeView comment

The ability to make software improvements can only happen on the Xbox one, so differences in hardware are a non factor. Obviously, this will be the turning point.

4350d ago 12 agree47 disagreeView comment

Don't worry, there is still the advantage of the power of the cloud, especially now that net neutrality is gone (which of course was the best thing that could happen to cloud computing).

4350d ago 0 agree6 disagreeView comment

I don't want to have to think while playing video games. I just need flashing lights and fast moving thingies. Thinking takes too much effort, and honestly, they should just get rid of any story altogether. I also think they should turn peggle into a FPS (which would be the most epic game ever in that case).

4350d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Lies! Do not mock the logic of the mighty Xbox one! Software optimization can only happen on that system alone!

That reminds me..... my phone just posted a software update.....

4350d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment