Yeah,I think god said the same thing about the cavemen.Countless wars later-*God= Facepalm*
''Went to the party at the county jail,the hacker he suffering from courtroom fail.
I said to the warden is he here for life,he said don't worry he's got a jail cell wife,lets rock...''
I think Elvis would be proud with how I destroyed that song.
I don't think half the CoD players were born when that game came out.Timesplitters was good too.
Cortez-''Time to Split!''
Everyone else-''Riiiiiight...
Yeah,he was annoying! I kinda hoped Alma would do me a favour and splatter that idiot.
Great,I'm after spitting my tea all over my screen.Activision,next time warn us when your gonna pull a joke like that!
Most sites like Kotaku know shit all about the PSP,they only ever bring it up to bash it.How much in a bet in a few months time there will be an article up here called-''10 reasons why YOU killed the PSP!'' They'll then blame us for all the crap they ever said about it.
There was a swimming game on gbcolour where you could pick Pyramid Head.I wish I was joking.
If they did get Ackles,he could even say 'Sammy' like in Supernatural.
Ackles-''Yo Sammy,two tango's ahead!''
Fisher-''Don't call me Sammy,dammit!'
Keep WRPG's the hell away from my JRPG's.I don't want to talk to everyone for hours and do forced side missions just to make sure my team have the will to live through the last part of the game,And I am hinting at ME2.Here's how FF7 would have gone if it was made in the west-
Cloud-''Tifa! Your HP is low,use Cure!!''
Tifa-''Why haven't you talked to me in two hours?''*Falls dead*
Cloud-''Aw,#@€£! !...
When I play Dissidia,I always set the music to the Seymour battle theme,I totally love that music. I think Seymour was a much better,but not cooler,bad guy than Sephiroth.Plus we got to fight Seymour a few times and he put up a fight each time. Sephiroth died way too easy,FF7 was too easy overall anyway.
I hope no one forgets he's in there and stores him in a warehouse somewhere.
Maybe you play as a dollar bill and you wake up in the town of Silent Bobby.Your goal is to escape the town while being hunted by the evil Chequebookhead(Played by Bobby Kotick) and his army of undead Infinity Ward and Treyarch workers.
''Shocking News'' Ever see that bit of Evil Dead 2 when Ash saw that tree monster and his hair turned grey? That's exactly what happened to me while I was reading this Shocking news.
But really,family is more important than games.
I loved that Tanker part.Running around in the rain,fighting Olga,collecting dog tags,shooting glass bottles,watching ice cubes melt and the toy of Raven.It was all awesome!
SPOILER!!!
During inFamous 2,Cole tells Nix that he has a brother,so there is a chance that he could also be a conduit.Maybe we could play as him? If they go by the bad ending you could join the other conduits(Evil) or fight aganst them to save humans(Good)!
Then again,Kessler's two kids weren't conduits so maybe Cole's brother isn't either.
Some of us just don't understand the awesomeness of upgrading a tractor.
Wohoo! Can't wait to plough through this! Lame joke alert!
The Black Plague was free and no one wanted that.
I don't see them as evil,I see them as assholes.
Dude,I don't have a god-I AM ONE!!! That's what the girls tell me anyway.I think thats what they were saying..they were far away...and pointing at me...and laughing...and...JUST FECK OFF!! (I'm joking,saw it on Father Ted!)