PLS, upholding the standards of journalism for horny, sex deprived virgin gamers everywhere.
I find it hilarious that kokugamer of all web sites is doing any sorts of preaching.
Get off your soap box and take a look at yourself in the mirror (or more specifically some of the crappy articles you've written recently) before you have the balls to criticize anyone else.
Stellar "journalism".
Jesus my soul cries for this pathetic industry when this is the kind of shite people pay attention to.
More quality journalism from Now Gamer.
Seriously, keep up the good work. If Hustler ever needs you talentless hacks to start peddling smut to video game nerds, I'm sure you'll be the first they'll contact.
Could you possibly have invested any less effort into this heaping pile of shit? This is just a bunch of pictures with incredibly brief, poorly written sentences attached to them.
Note, I'm not opposed to these kind of list...
Sarcastic Gamer, you really should change your name to Whining Gamer.
Because I swear to God, every article you guys write is just more moaning and belly aching. It gets really old, really fast.
This has to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever read. It's a blog entry written by some entitled punk who's using his web site to cry and act like a sissy.
"Write a story?" Don't give yourself so much credit, pal. This isn't a story. This is whining.
It's a fucking beta. You didn't pay shit to play it, so quit your goddamn whining until the game actually comes out.
YAWN.
I don't get why people bother writing lists if they don't bother to put any effort into making them original.
"She’s an Umbra Witch who shape-shifts and uses magical attacks with her hair. Bayonetta is also skilled in the art of weaponry and uses four guns at any one time – and she’s not afraid to use them to fight angels in her path. If this isn’t kick ass, I don’t know what is."
That's just lazy writing. Half th...
I thought this article was going to be pretty terrible, but it wasn't half bad. Adding #2 is as cliche as the actual cliche itself and you have some pretty glaring typos (PRG 101?) but for the most part this was a surprisingly well written piece.
Kudos.
Decent reasons I suppose. Pretty presumptuou though
Because I actually care about what's right and wrong.
It's silly, I know, that I actually try to uphold some standard of morality.
Super Mario RPG's casino should've been included, but kudos for including FFVIII.
I spent more time collecting cards than I did playing the actual story.
Fake review or reviewing a pirated game.
Ripten, I swear to God your headlines keep getting worst and worst.
No Duke Nukem won't get a AO rating because that means no store will sell it.
Common sense, please.
Also, the fuck is with this heat spam?
It is unethical (also illegal) if you pirated the game. It is also unethical if you know the game review had an embargo and you elected to break it in order to gain traffic.
Just show me the receipt and I'll get off your back and even apologize. For the piracy accusation, mind you. Not for knowingly breaking the embargo. You're dead wrong for doing that and I think you know it.
Of course stores break street date.
Do I believe they actually bought the game instead of reviewed a pirated copy?
Not a chance.
Did this no-name site actually do the leg work of hunting down a retailer that would risk massive fines to sell a game weeks before its release date, or did they merely download the disc image from torrents and play it like THOUSANDS of modders are already doing?
Do the math here. It's not hard...
Uh...no. I'm going to go with pirated. Prove me wrong --show me your receipt.
And judging from your submission history, it looks like you write for Strength Gamer, so I'm not surprised at all that you're sticking up for your site's clearly unethical behavior.
Yes, ethics. Maybe you've heard of them. Journalists are supposed to have them. Even if you did "buy it from a store that broke street date" (which you didn't), you know...
Wow, review pirated games much?
None of the big name sites have their reviews up, but this half-assed site does? Psh. Someone report these ass clowns to Microsoft for piracy. You know what? Forget it --I'll do it myself.
Why the fuck is there naked anime chicks on this web site?
What the fuck?
I have to sort of apologize.
I still believe this kind of preaching is incredibly pretentiousness and totally unbecoming of someone who considers themselves a "journalist"
However, I haven't found a reason to hate the shit out of Koku Gamer like I do with complete garbage sites like Loot Ninja, Dual Shockers, Analog Hype, etc. etc. etc, and my reaction might have been unwarranted. For now.
Don't make me regret apologizing K...