theReelDeal

Splinter Cell is also on PS2. Call of Duty is on PC (and looks slightly better on it too). Mass Effect is Delayed. Too Human's delayed. Forza's delayed. What next, Gears of War? Psh, I hope not since it's the only good title we have left for this year.

Respect, yo!

Who cares if the PS3 is launching with more consoles in the U.S. than the 360 did? It's about the games yo. 300k vs. 400k? Psh, that's nothing. We got Gears and that's ALL we need. They can keep their next-gen titles for all we care. Psh, realistic AI. Who needs that? Unproven technology isn't worth it, even if it is better.

With so few good titles the 360 needs all it can get.

We'll get our games someday. Delays for our top titles means that they'll be even better 6-8 months later. Psh, you know what peter moore? We'll convert those 95 Million PS fans! Wanna know how? Gears of War baby! It's like killswitch, but shinier. And we put a chainsaw on a gun; hella original. We don't need any other titles this year 'cause gears is da bomb yo.

40-player online matches? That's too next-gen for us. 50 Gb discs?! Psh, that's too next-gen for us, you know what I...

Why won't they listen to us?! All we ever say is da truth! Man, who cares if they're launching more PS3s in the U.S. than the 360 did, it's all about the games yo. You know what i'm saying? We got Gears of War, and that's all we need. Forza? It's coming someday. Mass Effect? It's coming someday. When Microsoft does delays it's to hide their mistakes, and I'm damn proud of it. Sony just takes it like a man though, and that's reel harsh.

I don't wanna talk about the PS3 launch t...