Am I the only one wondering why the Geico gecko is in the picture for this?
Derp. Did you read the article? It may not be a comic, but there is still a similar function ("previously on mass effect" thing), and you can still decide what happened in the previous games without having to buy the games.
So, uh, one of their points is "incessant whining," yet much of the rest of the article could be justified as whining. :D
That was a really dumb article name. I could feel the nerd rage before I even clicked it. They're just trying to get views so they come up with titles like that.
Did you even read the article? I mean, I guess you think you did because you saw the Venetian blinds, but they were talking about putting them on windows to make it look like Earth. They weren't even talking about cover at that point.
Herp. Nevermind, that's what I get for not even reading the article.