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God created 3 systems. Anything else that is not from Microsoft, sony or nintendo is a spawn from the devil.

5640d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

A fine upgrade from the first. Cant wait to get it.

5640d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

This game precipitates impure thoughts but as long as you think of god at the same time he will forgive you.

5642d ago 3 agree5 disagreeView comment

God gives each console something special. For ps3, technical power, for 360, a robust community, for wii, infinite money and charm.

5645d ago 9 agree39 disagreeView comment

It is time to embrace the casual gamer unto us. We are not seperated by our games but rather we are united by them. Seperating gamers into sects such as "casual" and "Harcore" is the work of Satan in order to turn us against each other. We all have one purpose and that is to game.

5645d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Great news. God has chosen to share this great game with more of his gamers. Cant wait to enjoy it myself.

5645d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I implore you not to do that. As as disciple of God, I need to spread the word across the internet that God loves all of his fellow gamers. Taking my bubbles means that Satan will win and continiue to corrupt the hearts of gamers. He has an edge on the internet, his invention but God still has the power to cast him back to hell. I am for all gamers and I do not wish harm on anyone. Us gamers need to unite and end this fighting before tis too late.

5645d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

God has rewarded us well for 2011. Be kind to thy video games and they will be kind to you. 2011 will be a prosperous year for God's gamers.

5645d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

God is no laughing matter my fellow gamer. He made video games to entertain the masses and not for people to exercise thier impure thoughts. We all know masturbation is clearly stated to be a sin the the Lost Commandments. Explicit video games are the work of Satan and should be cast back to hell from whence they came.

5645d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Trust your soul and a few gaming reviews and you will always buy the best games.

5646d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

God made video games for entertainment. He made the internet for the lost souls with perversions he could not save.

5646d ago 2 agree6 disagreeView comment

Trust not a game with so many bugs and glitches. Gamers shall not support games with no grass.

5767d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

You must deactivate the machine and cast the sinner to hell.

5767d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

The gamers faith has been rewarded with new innovations and technology for the lord himself. We shall soon have perfected motion sensors in controllers and gaming will move to the third dimension. Rejoice my fellow gamers and praise the gamer god for these gifts.

5767d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

For God made them right the first time and thier image shall not be tainted with unholy changes. The new Cole has been sent to hell and the original creation shall rise once more.

5767d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

In the beginning, god made three consoles, PS3, 360 and Wii. Those are the gods you must worship and you shall not worship a false god.

5768d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

But the gamers do not want anymore WWII games. Gamers love variety and the beloved Call of Duty fanchise has seen the setting once too many times. When the gamers are tired, god will bring them something new and refreshing.

5768d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Those who work hard and create video games that please god's gamers will be regarded as the greatest of men.

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But only if thou are not single.

5768d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Those who follow the gaming god shall have eternal happiness and everlasting video games.

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