RROD will hover over the 360's head like a swarm of flies hovering over a steaming pile of dog sh1t.
the doctor could bareley focus on delivering that ugly baby b@stard as he C-sectioned it out of greenburghs azz.
you can smell it when a bot farts but you'll NEVER hear it.
the a wireless adapter and hdd are still a ripoff. M$ is still screwing bots in the turd chute, just a bit more gently in this case.
250 gb hdd 2 wireless controllers a free game and still about as reliable as a used car from two decades ago burning hotdog water for gas.
the 360 sitll runs"RINGS" around the ps3 when it comes to crapping out.
expecting flies not to congregate around dog sh1t.
the ps3 has the gold medal around its neck
the 360 has "RING" around the collar
please take this p.o.s fire hazzard crap-in-a-box off our store shelves. our fire insurance premiuns will go down 45.2% the minute the last one leaves the store.
removing RROD from the 360 is harder than removing the stank from a hunk of sh1t
wow things are really "going down" over at camp M$. Talk about getting your fill of "downloadable content" WOW! Bottoms up bots or, should i say chins up lol.
M$-wheres my money
xbot-i got most of it but........
M$-strap em over the table and get the butt jelly
the 360 is 45.8% reliable. there, spin served on a silver platter.
xbox 1; yr a discrace son
xbox 360; go to hell dad i hate you
xbox1; you young punk ill beat you to within 54.2% of your life
detective 1;hmmm one white console, one halo dvd, one glowing red ring
detective 2; whats his id say
detective 1; says ehhh x b o x three six zero
detective 2; oh sh1t its a suicide. 54.2 i repeat we have a 54.2 suicide xbox 360 red ring send backup immediately
elderly lady; oh that poor boy he was so young!
the investigation:
detective 1: we have a dead console, white casing,a halo disk inside, and a weird glowing red ring on the front
detective 2: check his id
detective 1: says ehhh...... xbox ehhh.....three six zero
detective 2: oh crap! its a fukin suicide, weve got a 54.2 here ,i repeat we got a 54.2 here.
54% multiple RROD
$100 wi-fi
disc scratching
lost halo wars stats
....seem to suggest otherwise. seems to me most bots have seen a lot of action.
M$'next please'.
random xbot' ill have my 5th RROD with $100 wi-fi on the side,bent over hold the grease'.
anyone who chooses a 360 over Ps3 for the same price is insane!
slim chance it wont be loud
slim chance it wont catch fire
slim chance it wont go to slim60 heaven
and that my good man is 54.2% a fact