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I can't reply to you directly Porkchop so I'll comment here. The vita is completely absent of touch controls - probably for the best too. The game just felt right on it. It's the perfect game to pickup and play a few chapters then put down. It might just be my preference.
It is great on all platforms - particularly PS Vita. Enjoy.
A solid 6.5 for me. From my experiences it was buggy, lifeless and a bit dull.
This is my first time ever playing GoW. The port is a little sloppy but it's great fun, affordable and there's lots of content. I'm loving it.
We "get" it. "It" just isn't funny. Especially not with the extortionate price-tag. An awful game in every regard in our opinion.
Oh, so you know the scale we use when reviewing games? Okay then :)
Oh, we "get" it. "It" just isn't funny.
For an awful "game" :)
Who is PudgeySan?
"Any game developer that leaves bugs in the game for fun is pretty awesome and quite refreshing in my books."
What a crock of nonsense.
FYI This game had an embargo of the 1st April. The developer's even said so.
High score games are A-OKAY by me but they need to have a hook that keeps you playing. In this case it is the unlockables - which weren't interesting in my opinion. To be anywhere near worth it's price tag I think the game needs more variety - while keeping the highscore core intact. If it had been half the price I wouldn't have had much of a problem, but for £7.99 I expect more.
Progression isn't the issue here. My real issue with the game is that the hook - the unlockables aren't that interesting. Add to that the miniscule number of unique enemies and there being only one playing field and it just isn't worth the asking price. I expect more for my money, and I don't think Vlambeer earned it with this game.
"He proceeds to take all your robot staff *which* him"
That editing though...
All of this is pre-rendered. Footage of what they actually have running just now is rather unimpressive. There was a thread on /r/indiegaming about it.
You have absolutely no sense of humour. It is clearly all tongue in cheek. Get a life.
This was supposed to be a humorous article - albeit with a important (IMO) message.
If that is the case (haven't read yet) then the reviewer should be disciplined. I wouldn't stand for it from my own writers. Even if it is a shit game you owe it to your readers to trudge through it so they don't have to.