The L.A. Noire one is classic!
A class-based multiplayer! Whoa!
But if they get the balance right, hey, I'll shoot a bitch.
EAT IT, 12-year-old online scumbags!
Unkle Dill! Awesome.
YOU ARE NUMBER 6.
4/20 pot wimps should play these games on crack LIKE A MAN.
Great. In two years, I'll be working for 12-year-olds.
And might I just say, "SCREW BIOSHOCK 2."
I'm kickstarting my retirement fund. Help me for a signed copy of my Social Security checks!
I'm guessing Delfino Island's in a different castl...er, hemisphere.
I love how anyone serving apple pie must talk in a thick southern drawl.
That's not a game...that's a movie!
I wear a Fez now. Fezes are cool.
I like my options. Fast! Fast! Fast! or Heal! Heal! Heal! or Kill! Kill! Kill! Now I just need Loot! Loot! Loot!
I remember the Sephiroth battle, where you're dishing out like 10K damage with every hit. As opposed to when you first start Final Fantasy VII, and you're like COOL, I DID 7 POINTS OF DAMMAGE 2 THAT GUY FTW!
Can a good story save a Gears of War clone? Well, why not...it's not like Gears of War included that particular feature.
Wait, what? It's not perfect even after the gaming press drooled over it for months and months and months?
My problem with moral choices is that there's never an option to just give someone the finger.
Yeah, I really like how these conservative jerks suddenly seem pretty okay with all the hetro sex, because at least those people aren't going to hell. Judgmental d**ks.
Which options do I have to pick to get the not-crappy ending?