Kojima working for Microsoft is about as likely as me winning the lottery on Mars.
People don't want to walk or jump around to play games. They want to sit on their couches and play. It was like that 20 years ago, and it'll be like that 20 years from now.
HA! GAAAAAAAAAAY!
9 years, 4682 games in the series.
Wait! They've just announced another one. So that's 4683, now.
Oh, here comes another one. That's 4684.
Wow, two more have been announ...no, wait, made that three more have been announced.
That's 468... Wait! There's been a few announcements....
Handheld games.
You'll love pausable combat when you desperately need to take a slash in the middle of a long gaming session.
They probably shouldn't have released a game called Run Camel Run if they don't want to be stereotyped.
He looks an early 90s geek. He just needs a bow tie, a PC, and a comic book collection. He probably has a poster of Star Wars on his ceiling.
Rest in peace.
(I'm not sure if RIP is the right thing to say towards someone who commits suicide.)
The younger people would think they look too old to play anyway, while the older people are likely still playing them on emulators on their PCs and wouldn't pay for them.
Hate brings clicks.
Is it illegal to download an ISO of a game that you own that has a damaged disc and won't work anymore?
The game is Kingdom Hearts 2, which I bought brand new in 2007, but after a few years it just stopped working.
EDIT: I forgot to mention that the ISO can't be ripped from damaged disc. I just get errors.
Nobody gives a shit.
So it's going to be another extremely cheesy story, then?
It really isn't worth my time again. The game wasn't great, but since it's an exclusive game, people overhyped it before they even saw gameplay of it.
Do not pay full price for this game. If you want to play it, wait for Sony to offer it free on PS Plus, rent it, or buy it second hand in a GameStop bargain bin in a few months.
Didn't they release a HD remaster of this a few years ago on PS3 and 360?
She should've asked for help before she killed herself, not after.
There's a theory going around saying that Chico had a sex change and became Quiet.
Didn't you hear? The clothes and tongue thief is still at large!
Damn, you're right.
Oh well. At least I'll be rich.