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"Why does the Master Sword Break?"

Because the Ancient Sages at Nintendo used the cheapest parts they could possibly find to create the Master Sword.

Link should have also bought a Sword Protector and padding for the Enchanted Pedestal.

According to Legend, the Master Sword should not be used near...

Aquariums, Bokoblins, Chuchus, Calamity Ganon, Cordless Phones, Dark Beast Ganon, Fireblight Ganon, Keese, La...

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"A Measly 5% of Developers Say They're Working on Wii U Games" (01/29/16)
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/20...

So apparently almost half the developers that were working on Wii U games last year just suddenly bailed on Nintendo this year after the Switch was released. Gee, I wonder why... : P'

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I exist...

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Very well said. I could also happily spend the rest of my life playing all the thousands of amazing games on PS3... : )

BEST CONSOLE EVER!

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PS3 is currently the greatest console of all time, by far. PS2 was before, and PS1 before that. PS4 will soon be next...

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There are currently 1,396 PlayStation Vita games available...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
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3 more PlayStation Vita games were just released yesterday...

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Nintendo can destroy their own "attempt at glory" all by themselves...

They certainly don't need any more help with that...

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Somewhere right now a Mom is tearing apart the family room trying to find her kids' tiny $60 Switch cartridges that keep getting lost, and thinking to herself, "Why couldn't Nintendo just put their games on discs like everyone else?!"

Meanwhile, the dog has one in his stomach, another one is lodged in the vacuum cleaner, there's one stuck in the backseat of the car, one is in the lint trap of the dryer, and a few more are buried in the bottom of the ki...

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I find it bizarre that the only 2 Mixed Reviews for Breath Of The Wild suddenly show up 9 days after the release date. 0_o

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Why? Just because it looks, feels, and performs like a cheap tablet with a dock? Nintendo had to work really hard for an entire weekend to copy the Nvidia Shield. Who needs games anyway when you got hundreds of Amiibos to play with?

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The Switch is a doorstop first and a paperweight second. It also slices & dices, and even removes tough stains...

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Oh my god! The difference is staggering!...

http://gearnuke.com/wp-cont...

This is what Breath Of The Wild should have looked like if Nintendo had just put on their big-boy pants and released a normal console, instead of wasting all their time, effort, and money messing around with more silly, useless gimmicks.

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Exactly. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. All of these extraneous modifications to the UI in firmware updates should only be included as optional customizations in the Settings Menu. The more choices and control that the user has, the better...

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Thank god Metacritic already banned this freelance troll reviewer Paul Semel (aka "beerhound") from their site a long time ago. This lunatic has already been fired from Bikini Magazine and Maxim, and now he's selling his click bait trash to Walmart and Playboy. This kind of garbage shouldn't even be allowed on N4G.

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It definitely matters whether you realize it or not. I find it interesting that most gamers (including myself) actually agree that the Switch basically is just "a powerful handheld with a dock", even though Nintendo vehemently denies that by calling it a "home console first". With the Wii U recently discontinued and the Switch obviously a portable console first, does that mean that Nintendo has already taken the first steps towards dropping out of the home console market w...

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