@ziggurcat
There is no "gouging" going on for fucks sake. It is nearly a dollar for dollar exchange. $79.99 is about $61 American dollars.
The order was boring. It looked good and had the beginnings of a somewhat decent story but other than that it is shit. Just pure shit. Shit boss fights. Shit gameplay. Stupid shitty slow walking and shitty examining of shitty objects.
It's published by Sony. It's a PS4 exclusive. Buy a fuckin ps4.
What do they mean "trust"? You walk in and buy a game and leave.
No, no one knows the final specs because they are pathetic and Nintendo doesn't want anyone to know.
Wow. The mental gymnastics you fanboys will perform is outrageous.
At some point in time you'll have to come out of your protective bubble and face the world my friend.
I'm just glad the One is finally using the extra core and the power of the cloud™ to speed up the UI. It's about time.
I think the bigger issue here is the size of these stupid fucking things. Look at that picture.....Is Nintendo for real with this garbage? Who's hands are these things designed for? Is there going to be a choking hazard label on the package?
More like LMFAO for fucks sake gamers are the cringiest group of people in history.
You are going to miss out on a fantastic looking game because you can't play it in a language you probably don't even understand? Ugh.
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Oh yes, it isn't the shitty graphics. It isn't having a paid app for voice chat. It isn't the black of third party support. It isn't the stupid half console/half handheld purgatory. It isn't the stupid gimmicky controllers. It isn't all the other stupid shit Nintendo do did with this joke of a system. It's the price? Hhahahaha
Dude, it's a fuckin Zelda game. This isn't exactly some sort of Shakespearian effort on display here.
If you don't understand Japanese why in the hell would you want to have it Japanese?
"Nintendo has crafted this beautiful game but naahhh I'd rather weeb it up and spend my time reading English subtitles while listening to a language I don't understand."
Ridiculous.
@FullmetalRoyale
You do realize the switch is much larger than a Vita right?
Yeah but this isn't portable like they've been in the past. This is barely quasi portable. Are you going to be walking around with this thing in your pocket? This is stuck in some sort of purgatory. Not quite portable and far from a proper home console.
I kept waiting for the "Sponsored by Nintendo" disclaimer.
TWICE.
Cancer is scary. War is scary. Poverty is scary. Famine is scary.
This isn't scary.
The mental gymnastics on display here is insane. Wow.