perils

Member
CRank: 5Score: 7130

Big issue gives metal gear solid 4 whine bottles out of 10! Hobos disgusted at requirement to own tv, ps3 and electrical socket to play this game! one disgusted bum remarked "fuggum i cannae fell ma fugin legs! gimmie shom booze ya fuggin basta" and i for one cant agree more!

6461d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

"It's not an easy line to walk at the best of times" ahahahaaaa. oh my god how touching. these guys are heroes. (a violin plays in the background) snif snif. how come everybody who gives a popular game a low score thinks there some sort of legend? probably cos they cant resign themselves to the fact that there just d1cks

6461d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

im never reading the metro again. in fact i can go as far as saying i want all my money back from the other times i..........hold on............er...huh. I want metro to give me some money....there thatll do. Oh yeah OUTRAGEOUSE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE! who cares what these r-tards give it since when do these sort of peoples know diddly effing squat bout games? they should stick to reviewing what they know....like celebrity hair dos and the like.

6461d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

let them hate. just feel pity for the ones who arnt playing it cos they hate. and the ones who are playing it and hating? well reserve the most pity for them because they ary lying to themselves. The guilt must be unbearable!

6466d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

yeah the haze bit was a joke. there probably on a par ;P

6466d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

@7h3......blah blah blah

Woof! Grade A Effort to sh!t on your own argument there pal. congrats

6467d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"What do you think? Ready to go for another 2000 comments?" whoops this guy gives away his agenda straight away. he might as well have said "reasons i gave mgo 7/10-To get more views". anyways id say like 8.5-8.8- awesome but a few niggles

6467d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

wouldnt mind fable 2 but halo3 can honest to god stick itself up its own arse and therefor implode and create an alternate universe in which its actually good. er what i meant was i like fable but think halo is not good (its a poor mans haze). but yeah fable 2 will be good. if they sorted out the glitches in mass effect then i wouldnt mind that one either

6467d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

best hope your xbox hasnt blown up by then eh?

6467d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

more tripe courtesy of bloodmask

6468d ago 6 agree2 disagreeView comment

hmm this guys not even justifying his 8/10! hes just slagging off reviewers who gave it higher. fukin hypocrite

6468d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

duuuuuh metal gear should have like more shooting with like aliens and sh!t and like steven segal. i mean its so unrealistic. what games have plots and sh!t? halo didnt have one (more or less) and that was teh pwn..............end sarcasm. what the hell is wrong with these douche bags? i suspect the answer is "lots of things"

6469d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

ah more juicy nuggets of sheeat from thon mother forker. what a gimp! ha you should see his comment in which he claims he bought a ps3 and pissed on it then "retarned" it. this guy is lord amongst douche bags! anyway hot damn! a moment of clarity from gamespot or a desperate attempt to salvage some respect? probably a bit of both. awesome game deserves every 10 it gets.

6471d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

You are lying. Holy crap i can say it! hmm spelling returned "retarned"!? was that a freudian slip.? you sir are a moron....quite a god damn massive one at that. please go pee on some more electrical equipment. the resulting shock will give you super powers!! Am i lying? go try it and find out for yourself.

6472d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

preacher is dc vertigo so yeah he could be in it. i dunno i think id prefer jesse custer being in it and his special moves could involve calling in other characters like cassidy, the saint of killers and john wayne and maybe using his word of god as finishers (see hugo roots demise). id like to see V aswell!

6473d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

er incase anyone is confused. i meant that the idea that mgs4 would only sell 480000 copies was lame.

6476d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MA PS3 XIBIT (or alternatively for us brits....er tim westwood)!!! I dont want no gaudy flames on the side of ma console! if i wanted flames comin from ma console i would have bought an xbox!

6476d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

oh boy well be eating our words when mgs4 sells only 480000 copies. ah hahaha lame. ps pwnsauce are you working on commision or something? your a very dedicated salesman! and clever too. youve obviousely determined thet n4g is the place youll sell tons of gay fuel!! an employee of the month star awaits you methinks! haha

6476d ago 0 agree4 disagreeView comment

"wonder how they will edit it when it inevitably makes it way to the 360"

Otacon- "I cant believe its two thousand and never already! how time flies when your in an alternate universe"

6476d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

yeah sorry i meant just the limited edition. play is the only place you can get it in the uk. flippin hell! youd think theyd get it to you on release day since its the only place you can get it. i dont want my game late just cause i got the le.

6478d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment