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Likely. I know people say “the original is still there, you can always play that” and that’s true, but the original is pretty damn dated and could really use...well, a remake, lol. Like what FF3 and FF4 got on DS, but on a much bigger and nicer-looking scale.

Anyway, the sun will swallow the earth in a billion years so none of this really matters.

1800d ago 8 agree8 disagreeView comment

I thought it was okay. Some parts were tedious. I liked the impressionist art direction and I thought the motion controls were neat. Not one of my favorites but I enjoyed my time with it.

I’ll take ALttP with me to the grave, though.

1803d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

Look you haven’t lived until you’ve gotten crushed by a huge yoki in your birthday suit, okay

1805d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

It’d be nice, yea.

1809d ago 5 agree4 disagreeView comment

I just took a break from my glute exercises to read this article. I’ve never heard of Joker before. Who are the Phantom Thieves? What a shirt-ripping mystery...

I give this article five out of ten flexes.

(Tip of the day: forget intermittent fasting — that’s for people who get all their advice from douchey podcasts. Two words: whey shakes. Twice daily after lunges.)

1849d ago 1 agree9 disagreeView comment

Just took a break from my endurance routine to read this article. This figure really gives a whole new meaning to “TODAY KNEAD.” Yowza!

I give this doll six out of ten flexes.

*Tip of the day: make sure not to neglect your lats; you don’t want a muscular imbalance between your chest and your back, unless you seek fitness infamy!!*

1863d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Just took a break from my cardio routine to read this review. A gamer looking for a retro experience would find themselves ENSLAVED to this game...

I give this seven out of ten flexes.

*Tip of the day: 20 crunches + 20 lunges per day is great for keeping those abs rock solid.*

1878d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

This game was great for one reason exactly: it made me like the original even more.

Even before finishing the game I was seeing “let’s talk about FF7R’s controversial ending” — I knew then and there that some messed up silliness was waiting for me at the finale (not to say there wasn’t absurd stuff happening within the first hour that set off the warning signs). Lo and behold. Had I known, I’d have bought the OST instead of the game.

There’s your Flex for...

2064d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Thanks for the heads up! Square publsihes pretty great games, my favorite being the classic known as Battletoads & Earthworm Jimmy Neutron.

2230d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I give this news seven flexes.

2264d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

An article by gamers, for gamers, of gamers. I tip my goatsflesh fedora to you good sir. Just kill me. I have no use on this earth, much like Google Stadia

2267d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

Fake news. The actual controller has a 22-inch monitor attachment that broadcasts an anime character giving you a little wink and a smile when you do good in your game, and live footage from inside an orangutan’s intestines when you do bad (these are reversible, depending on which one you like more).

2268d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

Shuntaro and I go way back. Dude may look like a suit now, but that guy knew how to roll up the fattest blunts this side of the Mushroom Kingdom. I love this guy. He still owes me 10 kgs of his homegrown ganja stash (“Fire Flowers”) though. I hate this guy.

2293d ago 9 agree3 disagreeView comment

“More than you can count on two hands” is too high, as my late grandfather’s father used to say (allegedly). I think a reasonable market price for the PlayStation Five would be $11, or $10.99. After the first year, implement a marginal increase of $2,000 per unit to recoup lost profits and maximize poor word of mouth.

2294d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I’d give this game three flexes. Don’t just take my word for it; check out my in-depth review here: https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA...

2296d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

CTRL+F “3D Movie Maker”

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List can eat it.

2296d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

False. This game has made me even more of a douche ass than I was before.

2296d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Legacy of Darkness says no.

Never @ me.

Also, Lament of Innocence was pretty alright.

2302d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Studies have shown that a ten year old Gears fanatic getting inadvertently banned from Gears 5 for almost two years would be so catastrophically traumatized he'd have to go back to being breastfed.

2304d ago 3 agree4 disagreeView comment

Waited nine years for this smh........

2317d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment