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Barack Obama may be impeached tomorrow for not fixing everything in record speed like everyone thought he was going to.

Megan Fox may be a trans-sexual.

Aaron Greenburg may be the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.

Microsoft may be planning on f*cking all their fanboy Xbots in the arse by abandoning the Xbox 720 soon after launch or making it incompatible with Xbox 360 games.

Michael Jackson's death may have been a conspiracy to help ...

6157d ago 11 agree0 disagreeView comment

That b*tch needs to f*cking die already, that's what she really needs to do!!!!

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Clay couldn't even physically pass off as Cloud, let alone pass off a familiar voice. Besides the light hair, Clay doesn't even look like Cloud. What the hell were the Clay-mates thinking???

Batista as Marcus Fenix, that could work. I'll give em' that! But I think with a shaved-head, Batista could also pull off playing as Kratos. When God of War turns into some generic, Romantic-comedy bit, Matthew McConaughey then can come in to play.

Brad Pitt as Gabe Logan? No...

6157d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

What does this partial quote exactly infer? Given the state of the PS3's overall unprecedented and unmatched software lineup as it stands now, for the fall of 2009, and for the current view of 2010. Also the fact that a price drop is imminent.

Does this author imply these two points I've listed above will do nothing to change the "state of things" as they are now? Either this guy has access to a freaking time machine and sees how the current generation will ultimately...

6157d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

Hey, PS3 owners aren't the ones who would go and continue to buy a faulty piece of hardware TIME AND TIME AGAIN and who would be fooled into thinking some Mii-avatar ripoff is a justifiable reason to pay $50/month for online capabilities.

I clearly smell fear in Light Yagami. Actually no that isn't fear, its his dirty diaper. Little idiot is always sh*ting himself in frustration.

6157d ago 3 agree5 disagreeView comment

His mistake was getting married in the first place.

Anybody here who knows the radio personality Tom Leykis knows that there are absolutely NO BENEFITS for the man regarding marriage. The F'n woman gets vaginamony, child support, and in most cases the house and the car, and in most cases the b*tch doesn't even work!.

I bet this guy's wife tried to convince him to give up his hobby and all his enjoyment just to appease her selfish a$$. I'm glad he didn't let the d...

6157d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

Are they now allowing select Bots from the MS butt-buddie cliqs compose and submit their own articles now?

What would the author consider as a successful sales monster? A complete %100 attach rate? Are Fanboy logistics now telling us that a game on a console with a 120,000,000 approx. user base must sell at least to an 70% attachment rate to be considered a commercial success? I mean seriously, where do they draw the line? Just the fact that the author didn't even go that far i...

6158d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

With a screen name like Waitstation 3, you've already made up your mind on how to view anything related with the PS3 or Sony. You're just a d*ck-headed MS butt-buddy grasping for attention.

I'd say most publicly-held, multi-billion dollar corporations sugarcoat their financials and status reports at least a little bit. The difference between Microsoft and the rest of the corporate crowd is that Microsoft sugarcoats everything until it crosses the line between acceptable and jus...

6158d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

And you are like some delusional f*cking bot who loves to troll and devote himself/herself/itself to saying stupid sh*t for a living.

"Xbox Handheld is coming by the end of next year??????????"

What's with all those question marks? Are you not even sure of the bullsh*t you spew, or are you just that F'n stupid and you don't know what a question mark implies? I'll take answer number two for the gold, Alex!!!

6158d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

But by the way you two sound, it looks like both of you are at least a little butthurt yourselves!

6158d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

Well he certainly possesses all the physical characteristics of one!

6159d ago 4 agree1 disagreeView comment

A lot of Xbox 360 Pros just went ahead and killed themselves.

@ Nelson

LOL XD!!!

It's Ass-Licking Time!!!!

6159d ago 4 agree2 disagreeView comment

He's holding a pistol to that poor dogs chest.

"Bust a cap in yo furry ass, byatch!!!!!!"

6159d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Even if the ONLY titles coming to the PS3 were SCE first-party titles, the PS3 owners would still have it pretty damn good.

I just feel sorry for that poor innocent, defenseless chair you sit on all damn day at the office. That poor thing has to support your fluffy ass. Just because you can't stand for more than 10 minutes at a time, you have to take it out on a perfectly innocent chair?

Gabe should really try to jog. You know what jogging is right Gabe? That's what ...

6159d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

Why do I get the feeling that if Valve did a complete 180 and decided to expand their operations (if they have the financial resources to do so, and they still choose not to, then that is just plain being lazy and biased) and focus on the PS3, you would be cursing their name and disparaging their reputation?

Oh I know why, its because your a f*cking stupid kid who curses the name of anything that his parents won't buy for him.

*Takes a bow*

If you ever d...

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Because that is not the face of a man nor is he apart of a company that would exaggerate or embellish the facts a little bit to disparage the competition now is it???

Well...history would say otherwise!!!

6159d ago 1 agree6 disagreeView comment

After all, official announcements of impending PS3 price cuts today sure haven't made this a good day for you melvins!

Its almost bed time, so whatever you idiots have to say to help you go night-night. (BTW have any of you even played a demo of SC: Conviction. If not, and this author is basing this gameplay comparison from past SC games, Sh*t none of the Splinter Cell games so far can even match MGS4, and I've played all of them).

6159d ago 7 agree0 disagreeView comment

Reading your comments makes me want to stomp on your testicles, but looking at your avatar (high school photograph I presume) seriously makes me want to punch a hole through your F*cking head.

6159d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

No need to vent your opinions on Halo here.

LOL! Stupid little bots got Halo on the brain!

6160d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

Nickelback: Just one of the many derivative, disposable bands of today and a key testament as to why so many 21st century bands SUCK! (others include Fallout Boy [F'n f@gs stole that from The Simpsons], My Chemical Romance, Tokio Hotel, and basically everything else on MTV nowadays).

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