Can't get any worse than Black Ops 2
My only complaint is that EverQuest Next isn't even out yet and he's already starting with this. Because getting Star Wars nerds worked up years in advance of release is such a great idea. I mean, that totally worked for George Lucas and the prequel trilogy, AMIRITE?
^^ Click the link, genius, and you'd figure it out.
Edit: Maybe I'm being too harsh. Clicking is hard.
^^ What???
Now if he would only tell us what he's working on next.
Haha, yeah, I've had a couple remarks about Moby Dick to that effect. The article is obviously tongue in cheek though across the board. Thanks for the comment! :)
Not to sound like Anita S. but the damsel in distress really is a trope in a frightening number of games.