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The BF3 retail experience
- Buy Game from retailer
- "Rush" (eh ehh eh?) home
- Rip open packaging
- Install
- begrudingly install Origin aka EA Spyware
- confused at lack of ingame server browser
- begdrudingly ALT + TAB to Battlelog
- FINALLY enjoy BF3
- get in a Jet and bomb some suckas
- Satisfy Need for GAU 8 A10 gunnage
- decide to try recon class
- Finds out snipers are pa...
MoH was absolute pants, the SP was OK but the multiplayer had the most broken map design ive ever seen, ive never seen more of a campers paradise.
it was basically sit behind an object were DICE's famous glitchy hit detection system wouldnt work i.e sit there with the tip of your head poking out and somehow fire bullets out of your forehead? and rack up the kills.
Plus camping snipers were absolutely rampant due to the narrow "tunnels" you had t...
meh just voicing my opinion, just look at Crysis 1 compared to 2 and that will give you a good idea of what multiplatforming PC games does in modern times.
funnily enough one with 4 wheels that can get me from A to B and doesnt have rediculous maintenance costs and is also reliable and cost efficient sicne I am a student, porsches to me are just ugly.
Vauxhall Astra
ughhh why is it coming out on XBLA?! and even consoles in general?
THe most popular shooter ever on PC should be standalone PC otherwise its going to be held back in some way, shape or form.
MEHHHHHHHHHH to porsche
Ugly cars anyway, and every wananbe with a semi decent business has one.
I knew this Program was a piece of shit,
Its curious how all the bad details of BF3 come out as we get closer to launch...
like having to use a bloody web browser to join a game and having to install this PoS program to run it.
It was like a nice big trail of shiny leading to a pile of shit.
even the cover of the bloody game sets people alight,
Some fanboys out there wont be happy until they release a BF3 underwear range so they can stop shitting themselves up to the release date.
When I read this Title & article I had to sit down and have a good long hard think about what exactly this could all mean and how I could relate to it....
This is what went through my head...
"MMEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH"
TO max it your going to need a good quad core like the i5 2500k and the GM of DICE said himself in terms of graphics cards you should "start aiming pretty high" so id guess atleast something along the lines of the GTX 560 Ti or above to max it, possibly would even need a GTX 580 to max the game out completely with full AA on etc.
"The Avenger is fitted with a stabilizer tripod, hair-triggers, tension straps and sensitivity adjusters, the last mentioned of which may be fine tuned like a precision weapon"
LOL this is just sad, its like they want some douchebag to actually believe hes immersed in the game because his controller is on a tripod? really...."fine tuned precision weapon" after a hot curry my arse is more of a "fine tuned precision weapon" than this piece of junk ...
meh the whole covered in make up fake (chested) bimbo look doesnt do it for me at all...
I find girls with an alternative style to be much more attractive than a bunch of hooters rejects standing around trying to make it look like they want to be there.
And please tell me what other reference I have for the game thus far? Ive only played the alpha which was OK, im going on what ive played of actual gameplay, not flashly trailers and the hype machine which everyone seems to have gotten sucked up by.
hmmm at least it has shotguns which seem to work like shotguns,
thats a point for MW3 over BF3 for me anyway being a fan of shotguns since in the alpha it was two point blank buckshots to kill someone....what are you smoking DICE? when i can drop someone more effectively with a pistol at close range than a shotgun ive got to know your dealer so he can hook me up, so then I can see eveything in reverse of how it should be.
May aswell go all out and make the ta...
"In Dice we trust"??
Why have DICE all of a sudden been proclaimed as the next prodigy in game development because they made a shiny game?
From a BF2 fans perspective the bad company series were bad games with LESS content than previous BF games and far worse map design, destruction is a given but thats about it.
Have to question DICE on their gunplay mechanics, Sniper 2 shot kill with a bolt action? while an M16 or even a AK74u doe...
graphics king? pffft wonder which on is going to be the best GAMEPLAY experience which afterall is 10 fold more important than graphics.
Then for the sheer fun of it I shall kill every single NPC I can find and by the time they amass a pitiful army to oppose me i will stand atop a mountain and call a storm upon them and leap down and smash them with a hammer a la Thor
Sorry what kind of gobshite would even care about trivial things such as this.....
If this extra miniscule amount of seconds really makes that much of a difference to you, you must want to commit suicide with the nearest sharpened coffee stirrer in the queue at lunchtime.
lol why do gamers even care about sales figures? sorry let me rephrase that.....
Only Fanboy douchebags care about sales figures since they can run along to the other console fanboys and go ohhh we outsold you by 4 million narf!
...shutup and game