My fellow Sony gamers, Solar is an example of what is terribly wrong with the 360 dumb kids. His post is a disturbing sign that he (and possibly many other 360 ding-dongs) are probably more than likely into "interspecies erotica".
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My misguided friend, let me suggest to you to go back to school, learn how to write/type properly in English, then argue. However, first you need to stop fantasizing about Master Chief marrying you (like the rest of the 360 dumb kids), then stay away from the 360 as it prevents you from being smart. After that, you go to school and get some desperately needed education (especially English classes).
It is not too late to separate yourself from the steaming mass of stupidity, aka...
My misguided friend, it is the truth...360 games do suck. If there is anything that is TRULY 360 exclusive, is that you and yours friends love to bend over and be raped by Microsoft.
Your inability to make a grammatically-correct single sentence proves that you belong to the steaming mass of stupidity, aka the 360 ding-dongs!
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My fellow Sony gamers, a year ago around this time, the misguided children of the videogame industry, aka the 360 ding-dongs, believed that Sony didn't have anything for 2009, as Sony was already exhausted from 2008. They believed that KZ2, Infamous, and Uncharted 2 will fail; GT5 will not come; and Modern Warfare 2 will destroy everything.
Little did they know that they will fail, and that their beloved MW2 franchise would end up as glitchy as their intelligence. The stupidity...
My fellow Sony gamers, can you feel the irony floating in the air right now? Alan Wake, a quasi-high quality game exclusive only to the 360, promises the 360 dumb kids "high-quality gameplay and psychological triller" not seen anywhere else. The irony after watching the trailer, my fellow Sony gamers, is that Alan Wake is nothing more but an unoriginal rip-off of Heavy Rain, Silent Hill, and Resident Evil 5.
Look at the trailer closely...the atmosphere is a piss-poor ...
My fellow Sony gamers, that fact the game will be identical to both consoles when the game was made to maximize the PS3 console would be bad to the 360 dumb kids. Why? Using a high-quality game on a craptastic 360 console would only cause a huge spike of RROD incidents. I have a feeling that MS actually wanted the PS3 to be the lead platform, as more RROD'ed 360s means more 360 dumb kids buying more console replacements. This in turn, means "mucho dinero" for Microsoft!
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My fellow Sony gamers, the reason why the misguided kids of the videogames industry, aka the 360 dumb kids, wouldn't want MAG is that 256 gamers would completely overload Xbox Live, causing it to LAG even more!
Another reason is this...
You see, the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers aka the Sony gamers, communicate with each other in order to achieve their in-game missions. The steaming mass of stupidity, more well known as the 360 dumb kids, would rather be co...
My fellow Sony gamers, this article pretty much highlights the fact that the misguided children of the videogame industry, aka the 360 gamers, are getting ripped off everyday.
Let me do a quick recap of some of these "rip-off" schemes made by Microsoft to milk the brainwashed masses (the 360 gamers) of stupidity:
1. Forced to send their craptastic consoles every 2-3 months due to RROD. When they get sick and tired, they just buy a new console (thereby arti...
My fellow Sony gamers, the fear and stupidity of the 360 gamers can be seen here. Heavy Rain, a game made for the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers, offers gamers around the world a fresh, new approach in gaming. Sadly, the misguided children of the videogame industry, aka the 360 gamers, cannot see the quality of such good game. Why? The pathetic lack of intelligence coming from 360 gamers, such as Nogolis above, shackles them to only enjoying mind-numbingly stupid games such as a P...
To the misguided children of the videogame industry, aka the 360 gamers, if you pre-order Bioshock 2 you also get a free, full copy of the ever popular, 360 exclusive "Red Ring of Death" courtesy of Microsoft! Wait a minute...did you guys already get that?!?
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My fellow Sony gamers, it's obvious that the author is jealous that he cannot be one of the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers also known as the Sony gamers. It's obvious that he enjoys low-quality games made for gamers suffering from intelligence deficiency (more well-known as the 360 gamers).
You see, my fellow Sony gamers, this is what happens when one of the gamers not known for having the same excellent qualities as us write articles. They basically write how better ...
My fellow Sony gamers, this means that this game would be out of reach (should be) from 97% of the Xbox users. Why? Their immature intelligence cannot handle the adult themes presented in this game. Hell, hearing them talk on Xbox Live is the next worst thing to Hell itself!
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My fellow Sony gamers, one way for Sega to ruin Sonic the Hedgehog 4 is NOT making it "timed-exclusive" to the 360 gamers (aka gullible beta testers). The benefits of this is twofold: 1) They not only save money by not hiring beta testers, they also get money by making the 360 gamers PAY for the full-retail beta game; 2) The game, after being tested by the 360 gamers, would be of the highest quality to meet the standards made by the Sony gamers...the classy, mature, and intelligent...
My fellow Sony gamers, the misguided children of the video game industry, aka the 360 gamers, are not exactly known for their intelligence. For them not to realize the technical advantage of Blu-Ray over DVD isn't surprising, considering that they continue to play a console that dies every 2-3 months.
Of course, the brainwashed (360 gamers) masses of stupidity will try to spin that the 360 version looks...and sounds better than the PS3 version. It is quite sad how they will tr...
My fellow Sony gamers, unfortunately due to the mediocrity mindedness of the 360 gamers, they will simply ignore this great game as stupid. Just how mediocre the 360 gamers are when it comes to gaming? Well, 90% of the 360 folks still believe that MW2, with glitches and all, is the greatest FPS out there since Halo 3 (until Halo: Barbie Edition of course!).
360 gamers are the sole reason why developers make crappy games. Their simplicity and stupidity make them easy buyers f...
My fellow Sony gamers, though Sony is closing the gap, MS has ONE TRICK up their sleeve that even Sony cannot match. That trick, my friends, is their ability to brainwash their already idiotic 360 owners and/or fanboys. MS will simply ignore reports of "illegal modding" on their console, wait for those "modded consoles" to reach significant numbers, then ban them. MS will not completely ban the accounts of the owners of the banned consoles but simply tell them to go &qu...
However, my fellow Sony gamers, there is one thing in the whole videogaming community that is so disturbing that no one likes to talk about it. That thing, my fellow Sony gamers, is the "homo-obsessive" feelings of 360 fanboys toward Halo's Master Chief. As a matter of fact, right now the 360 fanboys are secretly writing requests to Tecmo that the next 360 exclusive Dead or Alive game would feature a Master Chief wearing nothing but an "eye-patch" sized Speedo.
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Dear 2K Marin,
The Sony gamers, also known as the classy, mature, and intelligent gamers, want to know how much of the game was gimped in order to be played on the 360. We also want to know if the quality of the game was greatly lowered down in order to attract more mediocrity minded 360 gamers.
We Sony gamers love our games to be of the highest quality, and a game made to appeal to the gaming 360 dolts is of a great concern to us.
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My fellow Sony gamers, Microsoft will announce how they successfully lowered the IQ/intelligence bar needed for 360 owners to play 360 games!
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My fellow Sony gamers, without Gears ever even existing in the first place, the number of dumbtastic people known as 360 gamers would be far and few in between. Let me tell you why: The Gears franchise features large, brutish, steroid-enlarged morons who wear a costume straight out of a really, really bad 80's sci-fi movie. The 360 ding-dongs were and still are pretty much in love with the Gears characters because they reflect your typical 360 gamer...large, brutish, cavemen-like dimwits w...