After seeing A' spec when we saw the full game we at turn 10 have decided to go out of business.
When the creators of Forza 3 saw GTA5 'We sh#t ourselves.'
vgchartz
If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hat off.
Microsoft
The Pinnochios of the gaming industry.
Be Warned
When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste.
When i was in India last summer, i was playing xbox 360.
coryweb
When you were born the doctor came into the waiting room and said to your father..
'Im sorry we did everything we could, but he pulled through.'
Jack who
Whats on your mind
If you'll please excuse the exaggeration.
I believe xbotters should be used as human shields in armed conflicts around the world.
waldex
When did you get your lobotomy op.
What an inane load of pi$$ you natter.
I have an incredible urge to tie an unsuspecting xbotters shoe-laces together, and push him down an escalator.
I hear xbotters are so ugly that their fathers carried around a picture of the kid who came with their wallets.
How do you stop an xbotter from drowning?
Take your foot off his head
(apologies in advance as my boorish jape is as old as dvd9 tech)
cold 2000
I knew your parents must have hated you when i found out your bath toys were a toaster and a radio
looking forward to this.
The time period is refreshing.
Makes a pleasant change from the trenches of all those ww2 games.
A wee smidge more variety in the missions and i will be a happy chappie.
Once upon a time a little xbotter was lost, he saw a policeman and asked him to help find his parents.
He said to the officer 'Do you think we will ever find them?'
HEsaid 'I dont know kid there are so many places they can hide.'
If an xbotter asked me how to fly a kite
I would tell him to run off a cliff.
Bobbys uncles dying wish was to have Bobby sitting in his lap
He was in the electric chair.
If an xbotter asked me how to fly a kite
i would tell him him to run off a cliff.
kaixxi
I hear you went to see the doctor and this happened.
'Doctor every morning when i wake up and look in the mirror...i feel like throwing up...
Whats wrong with me?
He said 'I dont know but your eyesight is perfect .'
This game is as hard as an xbotters tiddler after seeing Billy Gates with his strides at half mast.