PSPgo. It may be a handheld, but combined with the docking station and some component cables, you've got yourself the ultimate microconsole for games across multiple generations. Storage could be better, but they're so cheap now you could just fill up a second unit with some seriously fun times.
Just a suggestion, the word before the Roman numeral for seven is spelled "episode". Otherwise it's exciting to know Dave & Buster's will have something to brag about other than their food.
Just thankful for the family and the Everdrive family of products.
The image with the story is of the NES 8bitdo receiver, but who cares about details?