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Go to this link and look at his picture.

http://www.1up.com/do/my1Up...

There's your answer as far as his credibility is concerned. Give me a break, this fukin emo has been doesn't like the game because it doesn't involve rolling dice like his precious D&D.

Christ, the guy even advertises his XBL Gamer Tag in his profile - go figure he wouldn't like a PS3 exclusive game....

6496d ago 16 agree5 disagreeView comment

What game? Do you really take this supposed console war seriously? No wonder your family told me the other day you were a failed abortion.

Bill Gates is laughing his way to the bank after he spoon feeds you non stop crap and relishes in the way you stupid bots eat it up. Same could be said for any console maker.

The difference is you actually believe it. No wonder you mixed up my fast food order the other day - I should have known it was you working at McDona...

6501d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment

According to the GiantDoucheandAIDSFilledCrab here, we have a user bent on being as bitter as he can about a game he has no interest in.

What's the matter? Michael Jackson didn't give you enough Jesus Juice and snuggle time when you lived at Neverland Ranch, turd burglar?

Or was it the fact that you were born a boy but long for the days when you can have sex with yourself as the world's most renowned and ugly hermaphrodite?

Stupid fukin douchebag....

6501d ago 3 agree3 disagreeView comment

Give GiantEnemaHerpesInfestedCrab a break.

His dad didn't want to touch him in his special spot tonight and now he's grouchy. Add on the fact that he just made the varsity math team as 3rd alternate water boy and you would be "crabby" too.

All he has left is to yell at his mom for not bringing his chocolate milk while he frags away and singing ABBA show tunes whilst playing Halo 3.....again.

You fukin knob job - eat a chode and croak. DE...

6502d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

EXCLUSIVE to the Playstation Network:

Poor bots can't even download the gamer pics and themes for this game without filling up 3/4 of their hard drive. Oh well, sucks for you. Maybe you bots shouldn't have been the product of a monkey and seaweed mating. Ugh, stupid bots.

Read the link you dipsh1ts:

"Today we’re proud to announce another PlayStation exclusive for Burnout Paradise."


Eat a chode and croak biatch.

Which is almost as many people as your mom serviced last night plus the times you had to send in your broken and overheated 360.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr!

6516d ago 6 agree5 disagreeView comment

It's POG.

http://greenanika.spaces.li...

6523d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

Look, I found POG's personal page.

I didn't know you were so fond of the FAT PRINCESS game POG.

http://greenanika.spaces.li...

HAHAHAHAHA, you stupid fishhead. Bubbles+ if you like my investigation.

6523d ago 8 agree1 disagreeView comment

What will be even better is when you finally get to ride the normal school bus, instead of the short bus you are relegated to.

Stupid fishhead - you should slap your mother for not using birth control all those years back and letting you spawn on this planet.

Seriously, who let you out of your cage numb nuts?

6524d ago 11 agree6 disagreeView comment

Go figure a imbred and inept fishhead like GiantEnemyCrabsInHisPanties up there would make such a grandiose comment.

Don't you have to get married to your sister soon? I'm sure you can finish that game of "waiting for your console to return from repairs" later.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

@ Fishhead EnemaLovingCrab - What points needed to be argued? You got decimated (too big of a word for you - look it up numbskull) by everyone else's postings -...

6537d ago 7 agree3 disagreeView comment

If you agree with the ownage dealt.

Woohoo!

6538d ago 2 agree7 disagreeView comment
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I saw that too! Duke was sleeping on a bunch of Xbox 360 coffins that were discarded from angry gamers.

But right next to him looked a more comfortable pile of Too Human game cases that were being used as a fort by some two year olds.

But the most interesting thing I saw in Home - was YOU trying to bite Bill Gates ankles in an attempt to plead to him to allow you to service him. That was also the WEIRDEST.

6553d ago 4 agree0 disagreeView comment

Shut the fuk up douchebag. I can tell you're nervous as all hell that your precious overrated Halo 3 s going to be trumped MGS4's ratings. Like you expect more 80's to come in, I expect you to get rammed by all of San Francisco in your cornhole (stop drooling dingus - it's a joke).

Eat a chode and croak you numbskull.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

6561d ago 8 agree2 disagreeView comment

Look above - someone sarcastically making a remark about an online campaign and you think there are no trolls in this article?

Please.

*Bubbles please people - I have plenty of jokes for all those RROD monsters if you let me.

6561d ago 3 agree1 disagreeView comment

Seinfeld.

6561d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Shut up you dingus before I take a copy of Windows Vista and melt it on your precious console.

It seems you're the abomination as somehow the zookeepers let you out of the cage a little early.

Hmmm, perhaps it's mating season? I'm sure we could fulfill your fantasy of finding a nice, 12 inch long cheese filled sausage for you to take home and mate with.

You dingus.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR!

6568d ago 9 agree2 disagreeView comment
6568d ago

PP = retarded kid at a Raffi concert.

Maybe by the time Splinter Cell Conviction is released, your balls will have dropped and you will finally be able to speak without hearing your voice crack.

DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

6579d ago 3 agree0 disagreeView comment