Boner!
I'm so into these weird, Japanese takes on the bible.
What about the rim jobs?
My sex dreams are also closely linked to Qbert.
Ooo, free wigs!
When I was poor I would go as "bat-man" for Halloween, which means I would just carry around a baseball bat... feels bad, man.
Rayman Origins is preeeeetty. If I were a game, I would do that game.
Oh god... fire! FIRE!
I can see your boner from here!
I hope there is a bonus portion where you get to play as a velociraptor... Also, I hope there is a bonus portion that teaches me how to spell velociraptor.
Pokemon care about you.
But Link's Awakening is the greatest game... just ignore the fact that it is already available for Gameboy Color.
Yeah, looking at it, you would think your hands would catch on fire from holding that thing.
I think it is going to suffer from looking like a Fisher Price "My First iPad."
At least it has four face buttons and four shoulder buttons... Enough for most games.
He is basically the Mushroom Kingdom's Anthony Weiner.
If I were 3D, I would have sex with that 3D.
I have faith in our corporate overlords.
Ugh, I hate getting caught in my zipper.
Words are for the birds, man.