LBP will win automatically, says JeanPool. Maybe even game of the century!, he cries.
And JeanPool knows that there are beast within it. He killed that stupid "companion" Dogmeat today.
JeanPool is no longer banned from the Gamer section. He thinks all of you should be happy.
JeanPool likes this game... but only on the the machine that will cure horrible disease: The PS3.
JeanPool doesn't see bias, he sees truth.
JeanPool hasn't played this game, and he already knows it's mediocre.
JeanPool thinks that RE5 could pick up a few pointers from this one.
JeanPool says Sony product wins.
JeanPool knows this too. BioShock 2 timed excloosive.
JeanPool knows all, don't question him. Kaz Hirai transcends space and time. He is omnipotent and omnipresent, appearing as anyone and anything. Sony permeates this world.
JeanPool approves too, because, you guessed it, Kaz Hirai owns that blog.
Playstation in the title, JeanPool approves.
Why are you on planet N4G then? JeanPool asks
JeanPool thinks you are a broken record Eric, just like him.
Sony is magic, only JeanPool and Eric know this.
Sony products cannot pwn each other, says Jean Pool. That's like trying to kick yourself in the face. JeanPool has tried.
JeanPool is angry, Sony product not portrayed in a positive light.
Anything less than a perfect review for a Sony product gets the thumbs down from JeanPool. Kaz Hirai weeps for What if Gaming!!!
One trophy is worth 10000 gamerpoints, so JeanPool has a gamerscore of 570000. Boo Yea, he cries.