"Goldeneye is literally the best game the represents the overall power of what the Wii can do, it's truly that mind blowing"
That had me rollin on the floor - not WHAT he said, but HOW he said it! Lol! Man, you're the most unintentionally funny dude since BeetleJuice of Howard Stern fame.
Why does these types of articles get approved? What purpose do they serve? I'm a gamer, I love games, but I could give a madmuthafuck about pre-order sales ranking at an online retailer.
Why is this necessary?
They bought the exclusive NFL rights out of necessity because they began to lack creativity and originality which is why NFL2k series and even Sony's own Gameday series outclassed Madden for a few years. So they could afford to be complacent when your the only player on the field.
I remember when Gameday 98 ( I think ) came out and was fully 3d, people gravitated towards it, probably making it more popular than Madden at the time...until 989's epic downfall
Every time I see useless articles like this from that site I get the sudden urge to Dragon "Punch" the writer in the nutsac so hard he'd "jump" his bitch ass to the moon and fall back to earth sportin a muthafukin milk mustache
I just unlocked his General Kratos outfit and he's a darkish brown color....even in flashbacks. Not that his race matters but I always thought he was black...
And HHG, I like you but you make it easy for people to mock and deride you sometimes - poor grammer, flamebait titles...etc.
Anyway, I'll watch the show. Peace
I'll admit I may have exaggerated a bit. It's not bad...but it sure as hell isn't superb. Mediocre is perhaps a more fitting descriptor...and perhaps formulaic. It was like the white version of one of those Boyz in the Hood/Menace II Society type of films, just swap the gang-bangers with neo-nazis.
You have to admit Edward Norton made this movie. Everyone else was easily forgettable, though maybe that's a testament to how great Eddy was.
Kratos reminds me of Terry Crews or Deebo from the Friday films. DATS MA BIKE PUNK!!
Oh, and Edward Norton made that crap movie watchable. If it weren't for his standout performance people would have saw how bad American History X was.
Zelda: Link to the Past is still, by far, the best Zelda game IMO.
Super Mario World I agree with. My favorite Mario game
Contra III: Alien Wars is one of the best 2D action/shooters Ive ever played. Epic boss/mini-boss battles, great soundtrack - who can forget the last level when your scaling the wall and that skeletal-pterodactyl thingy comes at you and the music shifts into a Predator-theme. Loved it! The only thing I hated were the top-down levels...espe...
Plus she donated to my drank! So she's not all bad
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I wanna impregnate your bowels! Feliz Navidad and Farfignugen to you, too!
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Every day and every night I get on my knee caps and booty caps to wish KZ3 a very happy Easter. My dream would be to serenade the Helghast dressed in lederhosen with the booty cut out and a lime green cummerbund wrapped around my pelvic regionals as I sing the theme song to Different Strokes and junk
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Can you imagine a Soul Caliber/Tekken/MK game with the likes of Kratos, Nariko, King Bohan, Cloud, Sephiroth, Sweet Tooth, Raiden/Greywolf, Solid Snake, Cole, Sackboy(lol), Sir Daniel Fortesque(MediEvil),Jen(Primal ) and so on...
And if they can somehow get Raziel and Kain...or even Dante and Ryu...man