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HolyOrangeCows

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"Riddick......Sounds like: A whale belching into a cave"
"Solid Snake...Sounds like: Corn Flakes in a jet engine"
"Alex Mercer...Sounds like: Jeffrey Dahmer"
"Chris Redfield...Sounds like: Darth Vader farting in a church"

LOL, funny article.

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EDIT: @the comments about Kratos and Hades
The God of War characters don't sound like they're straining themselves.
Terren...

5886d ago 0 agree1 disagreeView comment

"Return of the cover system"
.......so, these are "Reasons To Be Wary IF YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE LAST INSTALLMENT"?

"Killzone 3 has boring new weapons (so far, anyway), and don’t let those GFX-addled hacks tell you otherwise"
I don't think I'll let a guy who hasn't played the game tell me otherwise, either.

EDIT: Hey, you know you wanna bubble me up.

5886d ago 22 agree3 disagreeView comment

I'm still angry that they didn't recall the 360 and fix the design long ago.

5886d ago 12 agree2 disagreeView comment

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5886d ago 1 agree2 disagreeView comment

If you have Lara at #17 on a list of greatest characters in the last 20 years, you obviously have a seriously screwed up list.
Lara and Chief are barely characters, they just happen to be in good games.

If Bender isn't on that list, someone needs a slap on the buttocks.

5886d ago 2 agree2 disagreeView comment

They're already preparing for the NatalBox, it seems.

5886d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Looks terrible. It looks like a bad licensed game from the early nineties.

5886d ago 0 agree2 disagreeView comment

June 2009
Xbox fanboy: They still have over a year to fix it!

March 2010
Xbox fanboy: Don't worry, in a couple of months, it'll be ready to go.

June 2010
Xbox Fanboy: They have the finalized version hidden away in an underground lair. They're just waiting to bless us with it at E3.

5886d ago 21 agree4 disagreeView comment

The 360 no longer includes the HDMI and some bundles don't even have the HD 3 prongs part anymore.

"...or are you forgetting there are still many 360s out there without an HDMI port?"
I know I didn't forget. Because mine doesn't.

5886d ago 16 agree0 disagreeView comment

"If Natal was out for the PS3 you would be siging it praises"

That is, if Sony were dumb enough to release something so shallow.

5886d ago 6 agree10 disagreeView comment

Obviously, they did what they did so that if they decided to, they could make a sequel. And if they don't, they don't.

5886d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"4. Transformers: War For Cybertron"
"3. Green Day: Rock Band"

......really?

5886d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's another one of those stupid Cartoon Network series games "for kids and families" and it's running off the free realms engine.

Nooooooooooooooo thanks.

5886d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

RedWood Falls looked good.

Was Campfire going to have live action cutscenes?

"I noticed a return of mass top 5 articles lately"
I like them. They often remind about games that I had forgotten about.

5886d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

The "All of the following games are Xbox 360 exclusives" part was kind of funny.
I remember having a good laugh when they showed Left 4 Dead 2.

5886d ago 16 agree8 disagreeView comment

Earth Defense Force and Alone in the Dark Inferno are good ones.

5887d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Let's be honest here, you're paranoid.

Move doesn't get bashed much because it's impressively accurate and is bringing the types of games we always hoped the Wii would have but never did (SOCOM).

5887d ago 48 agree3 disagreeView comment

"hes not on PS3"
O'rly?
http://www.gamestop.com/com...
You're trying too hard, troll.
(The Ps3 port may not be as good as the 360 one (the one I own), but still you're trying to troll so hard has you completely off base yet again)

Secondly, as much as I liked Killzone 2 for its AI and challenge, I certainly didn't like its characters....

5887d ago 5 agree2 disagreeView comment

"Is _______ the best game ever?" articles recently.

5887d ago 7 agree1 disagreeView comment

Oh here we go...
"This new technology is expensive! New technology has never been expensive before! WAAAAAAA"

TV technologies are advancing incredibly quickly these days. I'll bet entry-level 3DTVs will be a lot cheaper in a year or two.

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