You said it. When they go back and beat EVERY SINGLE Castlevania game (SotN and above not included), they'll realize that this is probably as easy as piss pie. As Sean Devlin from The Saboteur says, "It's a piece o' piss."
Umm... all CV games are difficult.
You forgot GameTrailers. I think I'm going to tell my mistress how dark our times have become. If i walk out into the street, some horse and buggy might run me over because he's drunk and depressed and can't steer the pretty ponies...
Well, all reviewers these days are like that, but I think I get somewhat close to what you like to see in reviews. I might say I like a game, but that's usually because it is either fun or well constructed. So, yeah, I'd say my reviews are close.
If you wish to see them, here's the site: http://realreview.weebly.co...
Let's see how this goes.
1. Dude, I have approximately 650 hours of time spent on ONE CHARACTER. (I've spent almost 4000 hours in the game. I think I might like it, just a little bit)I have yet to have the issues you guys have. I don't know, but it seems kind of weird.
2. The swamp place is called Point Lookout.
3. Bethesda isn't making New Vegas. It is mainly the original team that created the first 2 games. I'm sure they've accounted for the issues the F3 had. If you want a game,...
You had F3 slowdown issues? I didn't have that problem. Maybe it was the disc or something. I hope you get to play New Vegas correctly. This is gonna be good.
- Castlevania Lords of Shadow
- (Enslaved)
- Fallout: New Vegas
- Fable 3
- Medal of Honor
- (Rock Band 3)
- Vanquish
There ya go. I can't believe they left out Castlevania and Vanquish. Jerks.
Sorry, but Gabriel takes down titans, too. Look at the reviews. Hell, look at the gameplay. Just because Kratos killed Zeus or whatever doesn't mean that he's the #1 dude in the world. I like Gabriel better. Not only is his last name Belmont, but he has a personality. Kratos? Meh, he's just some bald, grey-looking dude with a red tat on his face who likes to kill things because he has anger management issues and will probably end up burning in Hell for all eternity. Gabriel, well,...
PEOPLE!! IT IS CALLED FUCKING SARCASM!! SHUT THE HELL UP ON THIS DUDE AND GO ABOUT YOUR LIVES! Well, I got that out of my system.
In which case, God of War 3 looks horrible. Killzone 2 looks horrible. Gears of War 2 looks horrible, Halo Reach looks horrible, Unreal Tournament 3 looks horrible, Splinter Cell Conviction looks horrible, Batman Arkham Asylum looks horrible, Metal Gear Solid 4 looks horrible, Grand Theft Auto IV looks horrible, Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 looks horrible, and inFamous looks horrible.
Man, who even approved this? We're having stupid conversation over whether or not Castl...
Remember Custer's Revenge on Atari 2600? That was pretty visual...
Wait... you're telling me more than 10 people have this game? Well, now I have 11.
Out of the three I've played (Unreal Tournament, Unreal Tournament 2004, and Unreal Tournament III), this matches the first one (2004 was good, but the other 2 just SLIGHTLY edged it out). I love it a crap load. Was playing it this morning...
Please give me some conversation bubbles!!
Second! And I want this GAME!!! Stop tempting me, you retarded jerkfaces. I'll get you guys very soon...
What was I talking about?
10. Halo 3: ODST - Halo has gone through a lot of great times, but this entry in the series seems to be disliked by most gamers. Why is that? I found it to be ALMOST as good as Halo 3. Maybe I enjoy games for what they are.
9. Halo 3 - If you have an Xbox, I think you've played this. Whether you're one of those that hates it (I used to be, but my gaming opinions have changed over time) or a fanboy, the basic fact is that Master Chief is still awesome.
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I love when they show him on the ledge in what looks like a jungle, and the game shows a yellow outline and where he's supposed to go. He's like, "IT DOESN'T TELL ME WHERE TO GO!!", then he jumps down and kills himself. And blames the game. Retard.
7.9, but don't listen to them. They're too inconsistent in reviews.
I hate mainstream reviews. And Bobby Kotick. If anyone wants to see my reviews, which are considerably less biased, remember that I'm just a PM away from a site link. Anyway, I'm quite excited to get this. I've played and beaten every Castlevania game known to man. I love the series, though anything from Symphony of the Night and above isn't an actual Castlevania game to me. Let's see if this will change that.
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Umm, that's disturbing a bit.