A gamepad will need to be removed my cold dead hands when I die!
He comes across to me as a bit of a pervert with weird fetishes!
Farts, pee, philosophical ranting, overtly sexist imagery...................Koji ma is out of his cage again!
Are you looking at your Xbone pre order like a gambler looking at a betting ticket you lost 10 grand on!
Massive facepalm!!!!!!!
Can't remember! I remember playing Pac Man on an Atari though as a kid! It's been a blur ever since!
Can I user create a 30min cutscenes full of philosophical babble?
PS4 is standing over the xbone like Muhammad Ali over Gerorge Foreman after the rumble in the jungle!
PS4 BOMAYE PS4 BOMAYE PS4 BOMAYE
Maybe getting Miley Cyrus to rub herself with a WiiU might make it more appealing?
I can just see Major Nelson shouting "she cannae take anymore captain"
Hi Bob!!! How was your medical trip to Thailand?
Shake your Xbone and you might get an extra .0001%
Xbone vs iOS and steam..........they have already taken their whooping from PS4!
29th Nov............CLIMAX
LOL Ye can't even take a compliment!!!!
I see the the PS4 is a big black box ready to be filled with their creative juices!!! The PS4 cant come quick enough for me!
Nice!!! Well done xbone!
Getting 8 people whom will own an xbone in a 5km² area to bring their controllers and themselves over to play is a big big ask! Unless an Xbone Anonymous club is started!
I do! I really do, but I still want my friends to talk to me and would hate for people to point at me on the streets shouting "Hey everybody its him, the XBONE guy"
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Kojima uses woman as sexual objects with big guns to satisfy his own fetishist fantasies!